Irritable Vowel Syndrome: Digesting Fox News, Bill O'Reilly and Dick Morris

[babylonsister]

http://www.smirkingchimp.com/thread/6264

Irritable Vowel Syndrome: Digesting Fox News, Bill O'Reilly and Dick Morris
by Steve Young | Mar 21 2007

One day during the last presidential campaign Bill O'Reilly said that he would not bring partisans on to The Factor to discuss the election because they would only be spinning the same ol' same ol' and just rehashing their side's nothing-new and biased talking points.

"We learn nothing new and that's not what we're about," reminded the always blunt, looking-out-for-you host.
That same night on O'Reilly Factor on Fox, not grasping the screaming comic irony, Bill brought on Newt Gingrich and Dick Morris to discuss John Kerry.

Forward fast to the present: Bill explains the legitimacy of Morris's appearance on Fox this week by saying that because Morris admits despising Hillary Clinton - so much so that he regularly panhandles for contributions to complete his Hillary hit-piece film - the "folks™" will know where he's coming from, so that his assessments of Hillary's campaign will provide them with information that can be judged properly once adequately digested.

Having Morris objectively analyze the subject of his commentary that he makes a living ripping, might seem irrational. Irrationality on The Factor? Puh-leeze.

Actually it's really quite logical. It just takes a little bit math and a little bit biology, but if you're willing to make the effort, learning from Fox, Bill and Dick can be lots of fun.

Here's how it works.

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[ayeshahaqqiqa]

1. The sound and the fury

of a fool, signifying nothing....that's what O'Lielly and Faux mean to me.

[Fridays Child]

2. Is that also the name for what Chimpy displays, when he says Murka and nuculer?

Subtracting vowels, where they're needed and adding vowels where they don't exist?