God Hates Unmarried Losers (Morford's latest)

[Sapphocrat]

God Hates Unmarried Losers
It's BushCo's $1.5 bil plan to let the homophobic Christian Right dictate love. Whee!

Man, those inner-city poor people sure are dumb. Just look at 'em, popping out babies like crazy and draining the welfare system like there's no tomorrow, all while remaining completely unable to either get or stay married in their sad, un-Christian, gangsta-rap lives. Pathetic.

And oh my God, those damnable gays. Would you just look at them, fighting for basic human rights, whining about wanting to get married, as if they knew anything about God's manly, flag-waving, 100 percent heterosexual love? ...

I mean, what the hell is the world coming to? And what, pray tell, is a self-righteous, homophobic, God-thumping, conservative administration that constantly kowtows to the preening Christian Right to do about all this?

Why, hurl $1.5 billion of your tax dollars at the problem, that's what. ...

Much, much more of the brilliant Mark Morford:

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/gate/archive/2004/01/16/notes011604.DTL

[Maccagirl]

1. I suggest DU start a dating service

for us single L-O-S-E_R-S who are such a drain on society.

[jogi1969]

2. ya know

i bet a lot of these religo-nutz have copies
of "tantric sex 4 dummies" or a lez/gay porn stash
hidden somewhere.
every once in a while us non Jayzus people have some good ideas.

[enough]

3. Gay-hating Philly minister convicted of soliciting sex from male teenager

See La_Serpiente's thread (this morning):

Gay-hating Philly minister convicted of soliciting sex from male teenager
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=113&topic_id=5272

[tom_paine]

4. No surprises there

So many homophobes are themselves latently homosexual.

Some not so latently.

[varun]

5. Brilliant satire...

THe pukes, who are supposed to be "fiscally conservative" are drowning us in debt with their irresponsible spendings...

Like 1.5b will solve the relationship issues of people in this country :eyes: