REGIS PHILBIN
"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee." - Regis Philbin
"As far as WWII goes, (...) Paris was freed in August 1944, thanks to the rebellion of Parisians and the French Free Forces (Leclercq's 2nd Division Blindee), while U.S. and British forces cautiously stayed away.
Probably they hoped the Germans would deal with the French Resistance fighters, which they never trusted because there were communists among them. This would also explain why they did not send weapons to the Vercors Plateau, which was under control of the partisans, making them unable to resist the massacre of 750 children, men and women of all ages (July 1944, after D-Day). " - Laurent Lechifflart
BILL MAHER
BILL MAHER
"Hey Frenchie - Don't Let Democracy Die ! ... The way you killed YOUR Grandpa in the HEATWAVE!" - Link


DENNIS MILLER
FLASH : "Americans are always asking why the rest of the world hates them. Well, the reason is Dennis Miller." - Sir Elton John
FLASH : "The comedian Dennis Miller is being talked about, apparently seriously, as a Republican candidate for a statewide post. Three Republican strategists interviewed in the past week have said they want to draft Miller into politics. One, a prominent Republican operative and Schwarzenegger aide who spoke on the condition of anonymity, said that once the recall election is over, he plans to recruit Miller to challenge Barbara Boxer for her U.S. Senate seat" - Link
"That brings us to... well, you know where that brings us, to the French. The French, you might as well gas up the dinghy and go fishing with Fredo because you are dead to me, okay. You know something?
These pricks are now putting — they're putting swastikas on our flag in France. You've got all those boys buried in Normandy. And after we had the good taste to chisel the armpit hair off the Statue of Liberty you gave us, you know something, I — always thought that tint was oxdized copper. Little did I know it was green with envy.You know something, I say we don't let these guys on the war train now. They don't want to be involved, fine. I say the train pulls out, leave them on the platform and say listen you're not allowed to fight with us now. You guys want to get your hands dirty at this late date, you'll have to run them through your own hair.
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Despite the horrible nature of this conflict, the scale of its tragedy, the tens of millions of people killed during world war II, late night comics make fun of a country that lost half a million souls ...
If the number of French casualties from the First World War were etched on a monument like the Vietnam Memorial, it would stretch from Washington to Las Vegas.
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