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Edited on Wed Feb-18-04 11:51 AM by Deaner1971
Hope this hasn't already been posted. If so, I apologize.
CBS's "Late Show with David Letterman":
Top Ten Good Things About Being Named George W. Bush, presented by a man from Ohio called George W. Bush: 10. - "Read my lips, I never pay taxes." 9. - "I receive a courtesy call whenever Cheney has a heart attack." 8. - "I always get the presidential suite at Motel 6 in downtown Cleveland." 7. - "After sex, my wife hums 'Hail to the Chief'." 6. - "Whenever I get bored, I call the Texas Department of Corrections and have them execute a guy." 5. - "Last week, I used an improperly addressed Halliburton contribution to buy myself a trampoline." 4. - "I've been cleaning up on Denny's 'presidents eat free' promotion." 3. - "Amusing late night phone calls from a drunk Tony Blair (news - web sites)." 2. - "People are pleasantly surprised that I'm not an idiot." 1. - "The president offered me ten grand for a copy of my military records."
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