Where Is My Gay Apocalypse? -- Morford

[Khephra]

Where Is My Gay Apocalypse?
Over 3,500 gay marriages and, what, no hellfire? I was promised hellfire. And riots. What gives?


I have been waiting patiently.


I have been staring with great anticipation out the window of my flat here in the heart of San Francisco, sighing heavily, waiting for the riots and the plagues and the screaming monkeys and the blistering rain of inescapable hellfire. I have my camera all ready and everything.

There has been nothing. I see only some lovely trees and a stunning blue sky and my neighbor walking by with her pair of matching chow chows as a pained-looking woman struggles to parallel park her SUV. Same old, same old.

And this is San Francisco, same-sex-marriage HQ, Sodom-and-Gomorrahville, debauchery central. We are supposed to be careening off the nice, safe road of social acceptability right now, welcoming chaos, exploding into a fiery hell mist of our own sick godless depravity and dropping off the disgusted planet any minute now.

Where is my raging apocalypse? This is what I want to know. Where is the social meltdown? The moral depravity? I was promised an apocalypse, dammit. What am I supposed to do with all these tubs of margarine and confetti and kazoos?


more...............

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2004/03/05/notes030504.DTL&nl=fix

[GOPFighter]

1. Thanks,

I enjoyed that!!

GOPFighter

[FireHeart]

2. What about those huge storms in Texas and Oklahoma?

Woops...sorry...those are Rethug states. The very ones who have called the wrath of God down upon the gay marriages.

:evilgrin:

[Manix]

3. The homophobic President will be disappointed.