Tribune staff report
December 7, 2008
Silly me. Here I had been thinking that the wild-eyed foamers who were driven
nearly to madness by the prospect of Barack Obama's election to the presidency
were going to wait until Obama actually did something to offend them before
going nuts again.
But no.
Those who spent most of the 1990s seething that Bill and Hillary Clinton were
serial murderers and who devoted the entire 2008 campaign cycle to painting
Obama as a mysterious radical aren't relaxing during the transition.
Much of their energy these days is devoted to the effort to block Obama from
assuming the presidency on the grounds that he's not a "natural born citizen"
of the United States as the Constitution requires.
Their hopes rest on several false and farfetched propositions. And they rely, in
the end, on either the Supreme Court or Congress being willing to create political
chaos during an already very frightening and perilous times based on various
idiosyncratic interpretations of constitutional language and other statutes.
The Tribune has explained the error of their ways in several stories, and after I
added an approving "me too" at Change of Subject last week, I was flooded with
furious and patronizing e-mail from all over the country.
Many of these zealots claim to be mere defenders of the Consitution. But poke
them, as I did in some instances, and out rushes the gassy blast of Bill -Ayers-
Reverend-Wright-Tony-Rezko-Rashid-khalidi-Occidental-College-Records
and other pints of concern that did not, to their dismay, turn the electorate
against Obama.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chi-change-obama-bd07dec07,0,5348796.storyYou owe it to yourself to get in on the comments for this one. Loons a-plenty,
and foaming like a toilet full of fizzies.