Greetings, America, and welcome to your Bush Has A Few Last Things To Tell America Tonight, For Some Reason, Farewell Address liveblog. Sorry Kath and Kim, you, like Scooter Libby, are officially a casualty in out Global War On Terror. I have no idea what tonight's address is supposed to be about. But that's only because I have not availed myself of any information that might offer up insight in that regard. Maybe he will do something useful, for America, like recap the last season of Battlestar Galactica for us, in advance of tomorrow's season premiere. Or maybe he'll do something bad, like reveal the identity of the final Cylon. (SPOILER ALERT: It is Dick Cheney, obviously) ...
DRINK! First mention of September 11. You didn't think we'd get through an address without that getting mentioned, did you? ...
OMG! WATCH OUT PRESIDENT BUSH! THERE'S A HIDEOUS GHOUL OF SOME KIND - oh, never mind, it's just Michael Chertoff. He will hopefully claim the One True Ring from Frodo tonight ...
Shorter Bush, "You may not have always agreed with my decisions, but you must agree that I made them" ...
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/01/15/liveblogging-your-prime-t_n_158346.htmlsome more nice one-liners
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