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From the link:
Assclowns of the Week Year #75: Diamond Jubilee Inauguration Edition
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Yes, you. Every time your toddler gets into your box of Trojans and blows them up or your brother barfs at his own wedding, you rush to Youtube or Blogger.com to post the results instead of spending that time and energy talking about the issues that affect many more people than the artificially-attached strangers comprising your nuclear family. You roll your eyes and tap your toes if you wait more than 30 seconds on line at the bank or store while completely forgetting that Iraqis, Africans, Palestinians and everyone else in the Third World wait days if not weeks for food, water and basic medicine.
While millions in central Asia, Latin America and Africa take to the streets to literally fight for their democracies, literally risking and giving their lives in the process, you allow yourselves to be enervated, anesthetized and bullied into submission by the pixilated talking heads of Bill O’Reilly, Sean Hannity and Glenn Beck while quivering for the next season of Big Brother like junkies on the fourth week of a three week supply of methadone without once stumbling across the irony that Bush and the NSA made Big Brother a reality.
Every week you will gladly bloat a telecom giant by pulling your flabby muscles reaching for your cell phone to vote the maximum 20 times a night for a redneck airhead like Kelly Clarkson or a warbling Republican blimp like Ruben Studdard. Yet 60% of you can’t be bothered to drive to the school down the street every 24 months to vote for your elected officials because that would actually require heaving your Whopper- and Twinkie-distended gluteous maximus off your equally overstuffed couch. Yet half of the 40% who do vote think year after year that voting against your own interests is still better than voting for some Democratic centrist that some blowhard on Fox convinced you is a pinko Commie Socialist al Qaida Muslim homosexual liberal who wants to fuck and marry your grandfathers.
The only thing you’ve done for the environment besides dutifully recycling your Evian bottles is to aerate and till the polluted soil thanks to you inspiring the post-mortem gyrations of the Founding Fathers. You are the reason why almost 4300 US troops are needlessly dead, you are the reason why the Constitution has been bookwormed into irrelevance and you are the reason why corporations are getting huge welfare checks subsidized by you after having victimized you. We have become the sick man of North America because not enough of you had voted your untroubled conscience to make George W. Bush’s serial theft of the Presidency implausible. Let us all pray that you finally woke up in time on Election Day 2008.
And I wonder
how many will even read the 4 paragraphs I posted?
and how many will read the whole thing?
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