Andy Borowitz BorowitzReport.com
Posted May 13, 2009
National Health Plan to Contain $2 Trillion DeductibleHopes for a quick fix for the nation's health insurance woes were dampened somewhat today when the medical industry released its draft proposal for a plan that would include a $2 trillion deductible.
"We know that some critics will regard this number as a little on the high side," said Carol Foyler, a spokesperson for the American Medical Association, who had a hand in drafting the plan. "But bear in mind, once America reaches that $2 trillion number, everything is covered at fifty percent."
...The AMA spokesperson said that the health industry was looking to cut costs in other ways, such as creating a 50,000 square-foot "national waiting room" on the site of an abandoned Chrysler plant in Flint, Michigan.
The proposal has it share of other controversial features, including a pharmaceutical plan that consists of a plane ticket to Canada.
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