The Dick Cheney Magical Mystery Media Tour

[Stingo]

Could Dick Cheney be trying to pitch a book or is this just a wacky magical mystery tour, where he offers dark suggestions in the midst of his critiques of the Obama Administration. Certainly he has identified the evil in the world, at least in his mind, and he’s going to tell the world!

http://allspinzone.com/wp/2009/05/16/the-dick-cheney-magical-mystery-media-tour/

[MajorChode]

1. I suspect he has to try and rescue his image from being a lump of human shit...

before he can even consider a book deal. Even Republicans don't think that much of him. He would probably have to pay someone to publish his book. It's not as if he needs the money anyway. Decades of political favors has worked out extremely well for him financially. He just doesn't want to go down as the biggest asshole since Spiro Agnew, but it's a bit too late for that.

[Orrex]

2. Or to solidify it as such

Dick "Coprolite" Cheney at your service.