Helen Philpot: "Life’s a bitch… and so is Dick Cheney"

[WillYourVoteBCounted]

Margaret and Helen
Best Friends for Sixty Years and Counting…

Life’s a bitch… and so is Dick Cheney.

Helen Philpot of Margaret and Helen Blog

Margaret, I am here to tell you that Dick Cheney is a bitch – a big one too. I mean I thought that Sarah Palin was a bitch, but even she can’t hold a candle to this guy. Have you been listening to him recently?

I would say that it takes some pretty big balls to go on national television again and again to justify torture, but Dick was too much of a wimp to serve his country in the military so I’m pretty sure there ain’t much hanging between his legs. But being a bitch myself, I can assure you that you don’t need balls to be a bitch. You just need to not give a damn what other people think of you… and Dick doesn’t even care what his family and friends think about him much less the rest of us.

I have to admit that I am more than a little perplexed by Dick’s rise to power. He flunked out of Yale – something even George W. Bush didn’t do – and has at least two DWI’s on his record – one more than Georgie Boy. So basically from 2001 to 2009 we had two dry-drunk idiots running the country. But only one of them has had the good sense to shut the hell up since leaving office.

Cheney came into politics as part of the Nixon administration and ended his politcal career with George W. Bush. Along the way he managed to skip the Reagan years opting instead to represent the least populous state in the Union. In fact, of the past five Republican presidents since Cheney got into politics, the only one that Dick didn’t work for was Ronald Reagan. Talk about a guy who can’t pick a winning horse. He works for Nixon, Ford, skips Reagan, and then comes back for the two Bushes. Four failed Presidencies and this guy still thinks his shit doesn’t stink. Of course this is the guy who headed up the vice presidential search for George W. Bush only to decide to pick himself as the candidate. I’d say he’s mastered the art of not smelling his own shit.

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ABOUT MARGARET AND HELEN:

My name is Helen Philpot. I am 82 years old. My grandson taught me how to do this so that I could “blog” with my best friend Margaret Schmechtman who I met in college almost 60 years ago. I have three children with my husband Harold. Margaret has three dogs with her husband Howard. I live in Texas and Margaret lives in Maine.

[pansypoo53219]

1. dickie

is a stoopid bitch.

[shanejfilomena]

2. today'Dick......

they say he is trying to become the vioce of the new terorist party, but as star struck as the republicans are, they can't be serious....

rush,dick,etc...they don't sound like a line up of conservative elects , they sound like a bad condom commercial for anal goo....and thats all they are talking: anal goo.

Republicans are TERRORISTS these people should be arrested and otherwise removed from society.

[MadMaddie]

3. I could read Helen's writings all day.

Love her!!

[WillYourVoteBCounted]

5. she knows Dick

if you know what I mean. :}

[MadMaddie]

6. He..he..

:rofl:

[FloridaJudy]

4. I *love* Margaret and Helen!

I wouldn't even mind if they're a construct - like Joe Bob Briggs and the Dread Pirate Roberts - but I sure hope there's two Little Old Ladies out there who are this sharp and can write this well.