Hawaiian goddess Pele’ places “Aloha Curse” on Rush Limbaugh

[The Sushi Bandit]

Breaking (Honolulu): Rush Limbaugh has had a curse placed on him for coming to Hawai’i. Limbaugh is now clinging to life at Queens Hospital after Pele' reached into his chest and squeezed his heart. “It is very possible he will die if he stays here any longer” said his publicist who is trying to re-book his return flight to the mainland. An unnamed local source said this happens very rarely and only to those who can’t comprehend the meaning of "Aloha", usually because their soul is so corrupt. Pele’, who normally lives on the Big island made a special trip after hearing of Rush’s “Vacation.” When asked if this will happen again, the goddess of fire responded “Let this be a wake-up call for Carl Rove, I hear he is coming this February!”

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[MadMaddie]

1. So is it just me? Why would ole Rush pick Hawaii of all places to

go for vacation? He knows the President is there.....just curious.

Yes, it's a free country....but Rush has the money to go anywhere....why there?

[NYC_SKP]

2. Cub Scout Convention?

Maybe?

:shrug:

[winyanstaz]

5. now that made me laugh but it shouldnt have....

cause you could be correct :S

[virgogal]

3. Because it's georgeous?

Why would anyone have to avoid a state that has the president,any president,visiting?

[winyanstaz]

4. I can think of a few other Goddesses that would be happy

to put the whammy on him too.
The Great Mother Earth Goddess Gaia because of his failure to respect nature and the earth and all of her children.
The Warrior Goddess Athena for he has helped send many innocent American troops and soldiers and civilians of other nations to die for lies.
The Goddess Hera for she dispises a man that cheats.
The list could go on...and lets not forget a few hundred thousand American Goddesses at this time as many have lost their sons and daughters because of him and his cronies and who are also as mad as Hell......and speaking of Hell...she who lured foolish people off the path....she of the lovely face and rotten stump of a backside...I have a feeling he will be going to stay with her soon enough. :)

[VPStoltz]

6. It would seem someone prayed that he wouldn't make it to his microphone tonight.