Economist Lewis Black Tells It Like It Is
by Mike Ferner | March 5, 2010 - 11:25am
ADULT CONTENT WARNING: If you're not familiar with Lewis Black, I'd turn back if I were you.
Lewis Black is funny. Dangerously funny. That he has such a large audience and still packs plenty of politics in his shtick gives one hope for the fate of our sorry species. So I figured it's time I learned something from him.
What I've learned is that since a million more of you pricks out there watch him than will ever read my stuff, I'm done with all the painstaking research and putting in links to original sources so you can see that I'm not making it all up. I don't have time any more. We're killing people in more countries than I can count and YOU want me to be fair and balanced and plus show you where all this shit comes from. Well, I'm sorry...if you don't believe me, LOOK THIS SHIT UP FOR YOURSELF!!
Here's a perfectly good example.
My favorite Lewis Black show is a Broadway HBO special from probably 10 years ago that I have on perfectly good VHS - YES, VHS - not one of those goddamnUSELESS DVDs that get stuck over and over and over and break up into crazy little squares whenever they want and some day will be more of a goddamn JOKE than 8-Track cassette tapes - he talks about what it would take to get the economy going after those greedy little shits from Enron and Global Crossing and Tyco made off with billions and threw thousands upon thousands out of work.
Then Lewis made a very courageous statement: "The economy goes up. The economy goes down. The economy goes up. The economy goes down...up...down...up...and NOBODY KNOWS WHY THE FUCK IT DOES!"
"THAT is really FUNNY," I thought! And that's what I've believed. Until last week. I was listening to NPR and a reporter was talking with the economist de jour about how to get the economy going after those greedy little shits from AIG and Citicorp and Goldman-Sachs made off with trillions and threw MILLIONS out of work...and there...right THERE on NationalPetroleumfuckingRadio the economist says, "Well, you know, Linda, nobody really knows what makes the economy do what it does..."
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!! So in other words, those greedy bastards in the Republican Party and those spineless bastards in the Democratic Party really have NO IDEA if tax cuts and bailouts will stimulate the economy! For all we know, we should be doing what Lewis said 10 years ago - enact a big, massive jobs program, put millions of people to work building transit systems or health clinics or parks or any fucking thing. As long as it's BIG and it's a fuckingTHING...and THAT would STIMULATE THE ECONOMY, TOOOO!!!
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