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[Joe Chi Minh]

Petronella Wyatt has written a witty item in her column in today's Mail on Sunday:

In the online site linked below, there is a photo of Blair with the caption: "An unemployed man called Tony Blair made a plea for a job on televison this week."

"An unemployed man called Tony Blair made a plea for a job on television this week. Mr Blair, who alleges he was once a world leader, was made redundant by former Prime Minister Gordon Brown, who claimed his work was not up to world-leadership standards.

Consequently, Mr Blair has been looking for a proper job ever since. His world-leadership CV, A Journey, has been sent to the Westminster Jobcentre, but Mr Blair's putative employers, Miliband & iliband, are unimpressed, sharing Mr Brown's view that he was never a world leader in the first place. Mr Blair was to have made a final bid to prove his credentials by inviting celebrities and politicians to Tate Modern last Wednesday, where they would have been able to acquire signed copies of his CV. Mr Blair was to have made a final bid to prove his credentials by inviting celebrities and politicians to Tate Modern last Wednesday, where they would have been able to acquire signed copies of his CV.

But there is intense competition for the small number of jobs in the world leadership industry and protests from others seeking a similar position forced him to cancel his last-ditch attempt to prove his identity.

Mr Blair is looking increasingly desperate and the public have been warned to approach him with caution. We can only hope that his wife Cherie, who is currently in employment as a QC, will be able to keep him off the streets.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1311168/PETRONELLA-WYATT-The-police-They-drive-barking-mad.html#ixzz0zKOy63kX