Dumbest George W. Bush Quotes of All Time

[locopolitico]

Dumbest George W. Bush Quotes of All Time

"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." —George W. Bush, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —George W. Bush, Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bl_bush_quote_generator.htm

[MichiganVote]

1. I want to know if he put the first one in his book.

[Recursion]

2. The more I hear "Is our children learning?" the more I think it's just his accent

I think he was saying "The important question is: are children learning?"

Then again with his incredibly lame delivery it's hard to infer punctuation based on a pause.

[Political_Junkie]

3. I don't think this can be blamed on accent.

''Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?''

—George W. Bush, Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000

[Recursion]

4. Hm. I must be misremembering the sentence.

There's so much of that 8 years I'm trying to block out...

[Political_Junkie]

7. LOL

I know I've been trying to block it out myself, but the bastard's still there in every nightmare I have.

[jody]

5. Don’t know about dumbest but most evil was re Karla Faye Tucker, "Oooh, please don’t kill me!" nt

[Recursion]

6. I wanted to strangle him when I saw that (nt)

[cyr330]

8. Thanks LocoPolitico

I had forgotten some of the gems you included, and I actually got a good laugh (again)!

[ladywnch]

9. you forgot my personal favorite when he tried (miserably) to speak to

Native American Soverenty.... I can't quote it directly cause he he just kept repeating the same things over and over again never making a complete sentence. you can actually hear the audience laughing at him.

[locopolitico]

13. Here's the quote

"Tribal sovereignty means that; it's sovereign. I mean, you're a — you've been given sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity. And therefore the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities." —President George W. Bush, speaking at a gathering of minority journalists, Washington, D.C., Aug. 6, 2004

[Enthusiast]

19. Just pathetic. nt

[ladywnch]

24. thank you. this truly demonstrates his stupidity. n/t

[grasswire]

10. and what about his stupid dancing?

Gawd. Every time the occasion called for him to dance along, he looked like a freak.

[locopolitico]

11. You mean like this?

More here:

http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/georgewbush/ig/100-Bush-Pictures/

[Frisbee]

12. I'll always have a soft spot for GWB...

It makes me feel so good about myself to know that I am more intelligent that at least one United States President.

If Sarah Palin somehow gets elected, my cat will get to know how I feel.

[trusty elf]

14. Trustworthiness

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15. Restoring chaos

[trusty elf]

16. Bringing the solution to an end

[trusty elf]

17. Federal cufflink

[trusty elf]

18. If this were a dictatorship

[trusty elf]

20. Raisin' the age

[trusty elf]

21. Not over my dead body

[trusty elf]

22. Disassembling

[trusty elf]

23. Predecessors