The Week's Best Late-Night Jokes

[locopolitico]

The Week's Best Late-Night Jokes

"George W. Bush's famous 'Mission Accomplished' banner may be put in his Presidential Library. They plan to hang it up as soon as they start construction." —Jimmy Fallon

"President Obama's picture book for kids is coming out. That's when you know things have changed — when Bush writes a 500-page memoir and Obama hands in a coloring book." —Jimmy Fallon

"Sunday night was the debut of the reality show, 'Sarah Palin's Alaska.' It got huge ratings. Even people over in Russia were watching and they didn't need TVs. They could see it from their porch." —Jay Leno

http://politicalhumor.about.com/b/2010/11/19/the-weeks-best-late-night-jokes-99.htm

[tinymontgomery]

1. Number 3

is a keeper.

[tavalon]

2. I went to the original site because I wanted to see Letterman's stuff

He is my favorite. And he didn't disappoint.

[blue neen]

3. David Letterman:

David Letterman's "Top Ten Highlights of the George W. Bush Library Groundbreaking"

10. While digging, they found Obama's birth certificate
9. Read warm congratulatory note from Osama and Julie bin Laden
8. Displayed thousands of books Bush pretends to read
7. George arrived wearing a flight suit and piloting the Conan blimp
6. Dubya only had three shoes thrown at him
5. Dug up thousands of Gore ballots from 2000
4. Bush gave Halliburton $300 million check just for the hell of it
3. George correctly pronounced the word "nuclear" (it doesn't get any more groundbreaking than that)
2. After a few seconds of digging, Bush raised "Mission Accomplished" banner
1. Bush and Cheney celebrated the day with a long, passionate, open-mouth kiss


:rofl: