Best Bill Maher Quotes EverHappy Birthday to Bill Maher, who turns 55 today. As a tribute, here are some of his best quotes ever:
"Only 42 percent of Republicans believe Obama was born in the United States. That's an amazing statistic. How come in America Christians are the only ones who won't take anything on faith?" —Bill Maher
"I will show you President Obama's birth certificate when you show me Sarah Palin's high school diploma." —Bill Maher
"If conservatives get to call universal healthcare 'socialized medicine,' I get to call private, for-profit healthcare 'soulless, vampire bastards making money off human pain.'" —Bill Maher
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