Monday, May 16, 2011
Obama is So Re-elected! The right wing should get on their knees and kiss Obama’s feet! He could have destroyed the Republican Party and demolished the conservatives for good! But, he didn’t, because he is a good man. He could have taken on the Bush administration and put them on trial for treason and war crimes! But, Barack was too focused on correcting and reforming the nation’s ills.
Like Clint Eastwood in his first Spaghetti Western, “A Fistful of Dollars”--the Baxter family on the right, the Rejos family on the left and Clint Eastwood in the middle--Obama is in the same predicament. The right sees him as a Viet Cong and the left sees him as a flunky for the corporate master. The right says the exact same thing about Obama as the left said about Bush for eight years. They even use the same rhetoric as the left did! There is one important difference: the right makes money on “Obamaphobia.” The right sells dehydrated food to victims of the American dollar’s drop to nothing. They sell weapons so that good Americans can defend themselves against the roving bands of socialist Muslims in the streets! They sell DVD’s and books to prophesize how the terrible left will take away your flat screen T.V. or i-pod and put you in a communal farm! Of course, we all know this is bull-crap.
The Republican candidates for this presidential cycle are a joke! If they really wanted to give Obama a run for his money they would nominate Hermann Cain for president. However, their one problem with that? The Republicans want their country back, not their country black.
So the Obama family will not be calling Mayflower movers for an estimate. They will be living there for, at least, another four years--unless something terrible happens.
I am curious about who Obama will pick for V.P.?
Surfing on acid.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3Hu71RF6xw 
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