Best Jon Stewart quotes ever -- in honor of his birthday

[locopolitico]

Best Jon Stewart Quotes Ever

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bl-jon-stewart-quotes.htm

[rocktivity]

1. THAT'S going to be your strategy -- 'We don't suck as MUCH?'"

-- Stewart to Obama aide David Axlerod

"LI! LI! LI! And who is doing the lying? ARIANS! ARIANS!"
-- Jon Breaking down "Conservative Libertarian" Glenn Beck style

:headbang:
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[Kalidurga]

2. This is why young people are getting their news from late night talk shows and such...

Jon Stewart et al speak the truth.

[rocktivity]

3. Which reminds me of another great quote of his

When the late Peter Jennings complained that too many young people used TDS as their only news source, he replied, "We may be their only TELEVISED news source, but if that were REALLY true, they wouldn't get the jokes."

:headbang:
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[ellisonz]

4. A Belated Happy Birthday to Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz!

:-)

[HowHeThinks]

5. One of my faves.......

''Yes, the long war on Christianity. I pray that one day we may live in an America where Christians can worship freely! In broad daylight! Openly wearing the symbols of their religion... perhaps around their necks? And maybe -- dare I dream it? -- maybe one day there can be an openly Christian President. Or, perhaps, 43 of them. Consecutively.'' —Jon Stewart

And it's about time to rev up the "war on christmas" again, isn't it? :eyes: I'm sure O'Reilly is on top of it.

[Enthusiast]

7. That is a good one.............nt

[HowHeThinks]

8. Oh, and this is a REAL peach.......

''Religion is far more of a choice than homosexuality.'' —Jon Stewart

What else is there to say? :shrug:

[Enthusiast]

6. This one is appropriate:

''Condoleezza Rice was confirmed by a vote of 85, 13, despite a contentious but futile protest vote by Democrats. By the way, for a fun second term drinking game, chug a beer every time you hear the phrase 'contentious but futile protest vote by democrats.' By the time Jeb Bush is elected, you'll be so wasted you won't even notice the war in Syria.'' —Jon Stewart

[HowHeThinks]

9. Jeb Bush...........

King George the Stupid laid to rest any chance of brother Jeb ascending to the throne. I guess maybe something good DID come out of the eight years of insanity under Little Boots. The people of this country will never forget the Bush family's mar(k) on it.

[Enthusiast]

11. I hope you are right.

The media has done everything they can to help the people forget the wrongs of the Bush Administration.

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