Court Orders Woman In Wheelchair Removed From Ten Commandments Monument

[shockingelk]

(snip)

"But then we realized, the problem isn't the monument, it's the wackos around the monument," said Republican Justice Patrick O'Hurlihy.

(snip)

"If only the the separation of church and state meant that we could separate these people from the entire State . . .," said an Alabama judge, Anthony Torantelli, who wished to remain nameless.

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http://tomburka.com/archives/2003_08.php#000247

[Old and In the Way]

1. Please, Dear God.........

Let there be a Divine Wedge rendered upon the Republican Party to split them into political irrelevancy.

[The Zanti Regent]

2. You mean the Word of the Invisible Cloud Being didn't heal her?

Hell, she wasn't HEALED by the WORD of the INVISIBLE CLOUD BEING?

She's probably one of those who also opposes National Health Insurance!

[democracyindanger]

3. Satire

You guys know this column is fake, right? I mean, the woman in the wheelchair picture is real, but the quotes aren't...

[shockingelk]

4. I think so - this should be4 a give away:

"said an Alabama judge, Anthony Torantelli, who wished to remain nameless."

Quite clever satire.