The "Alabama Commandments" as told to Cousin Elroy

[finecraft]

http://www.statesman.com/metro/content/metro/kelso/0803/082203.html

<snip> "Where I differ with Justice Moore is that I think his monument has the wrong set of commandments etched on it. Moses had nothing to do with the gathering of the Alabama commandments. It was Moses' cousin, Elroy, who got them. By the way, when Elroy saw the burning bush, he lighted his cigarette with it.

With that in mind, here are the Alabama commandments as told to Elroy:

Thou shalt honor thy daddy and thy mama, as soon as you can figure out who they are.

Thou shalt not marry thy 13-year-old cousin Thelma Jean.

Thou shalt not fish with dynamite, nor hunt with a rocket launcher."

[bamademo]

1. Thanks Roy Moore...

...for contributing to my states image problem, you SOB. :-(

I do obey this commandment, however. :-)

Thou shalt exclaim "Roll, Tide," at least 12 times a day during football season.

[realFedUp]

2. There's a comic in there somewhere...

ok nostamj, where are the "10 Commandments according to"...