"Undisclosed Location: The Dick Cheney Story" - unpleasant new video

[thebigidea]

http://www.terminalproduct.com/undisclosed.rm

Uh, not for the children. So don't start complaining already. not for the adults either, but that's another story - meanwhile, THIS is the Dick Cheney story: a cybernetic pastyface plotting from some subterranean cavern... all hail halliburton, and don't say I didn't warn you.

[thebigidea]

1. ever wish you could get an image out of your mind?

good old fashioned nightmare fuel...

[are_we_united_yet]

2. Egadddssss!!!!!!!!!!!

That was pretty disturbing.

[thebigidea]

3. really, officer - I just edited it - I don't wear the masks!

(sound of duct tape applied over mouth & fedex overnight to cuba)

[americanstranger]

4. You lil' dickens, you.....

Yikes. And I mean that in a good way.

-as

Good to see you @ MoveOn, btw...

[thebigidea]

5. I think after this one...

everyone looked uncomfortable for a minute in a "hmmm, perhaps just a bit too much." moment that was quickly forgotten.

luckily, since I generally play Rumsfeld, I can claim innocence if brought before a military tribunal over this.

yeah, the Hammerstein thing was tons of fun... gotta love any event that ends with a Lou Reed cover, though I'd go for "White Light/White Heat" or "Sister Ray" personally.

[americanstranger]

9. Didn't it end with a bad cover of 'Walk This Way?'

Moby singing Steven Tyler. You gotta love the weirdness...

-as

[thebigidea]

10. amongst a few other covers... I didn't recognize that "sung as Bush" one

dunno why they kept lowering the volume on the vocal mic... when you have trouble hearing a voice like Chuck D's, well...

[americanstranger]

16. That was 'Creep' by Radiohead

Not a bad cover, I guess.

-as

[thebigidea]

17. ah, that explains it. I have an aversion to people that spell Tom w/ an H

I know I know, everyone raves about them, but it just doesn't do anything for me!

[thebigidea]

6. plus... "My Dinner with Dick"...

http://www.terminalproduct.com/mydinner.rm

the GOP sure sets a fine table!

George waxes eloquent in a classic bit of projection as Dick deals with the lure of rich foods vs. an ailing robotic heart.

[thebigidea]

7. oops - this one work now...

perhaps actually UPLOADING it would've been a good idea.

[peekaloo]

8. Dick Spotting!

skipping lunch after that one.

[thebigidea]

11. pretty disgusting, yeah

yesterday I was discussing this with a friend and we tried to figure out who should be more embarassed: the person that did it, the person that edited it, or the person that watched it.

[Sideways]

12. Put a Bit Of Disco In The Music With "You Can Ring My Bell"

You can ring my beeelllllll ring my bell. That should fit nicely.

As for embarrassed that honor goes to Slob-a-Van Full of Oil McCheney.

"Hey no shit guys we won the midterms and deserve to use this crusty foul oil over and over again. Hello would you like some crusty fries with that?"

[thebigidea]

13. ha!

yeah, in the end - its gotta be Cheney.

Starting wars based on lies and getting rich in the process is probably more offensive than pointing a camera at a friend pretending to masturbate whilst impersonating the vice president.

After all, "this is our due."

[peekaloo]

18. yes, Big Dick erecting his oil derrick is disgusting

how apt he uses a mechanical pump.

[thebigidea]

19. a shame they didn't let me pour black paint or oil all over the keyboard

[TeeYiYi]

14. Well that was an eye opener . . .

. . . but I laughed pretty damn hard. Is that a dildo?

TYY

[thebigidea]

15. whew...

so a friend calls saying: "I got a new prop I think we should use in the videos." "Oh yeah, what is it?" - "It should... uh - probably be a surprise, its not something I really want to say."

So lo and behold we see this ridiculous box that says "realistic penis extension" - now if only Dick could find a heart too.

[thebigidea]

20. "New" Video...

http://www.terminalproduct.com/cheneyo.rm

here's Cheney O Fools, apparently it disintegrated from the site and I didn't notice. The other videos sort of lead into it.