I'd like 10 minutes alone with Tucker Carlson

[CatWoman]

I'd try to slap him into next week.

[jmaier]

1. That would

take a pretty big slap -- he's still living in the 1950s!

[CatWoman]

2. *snarf*

:D

well, the bowtie is the first clue.............

[0007]

32. I found in my experiance with life that most all bowtie and pipe smokers

are first class jerks.

I'd love to watch ya knock this creep back into reality.

[Cleita]

3. Could I help?

I'd borrow my husband's cane and tan his behind with it.

[CatWoman]

4. The more the merrier!!!

PILE ON!!!

:hi:

[lovedems]

5. I would see how long it takes to pull his bow tie until his head poppedoff

* Poof*

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

23. it's a clip on bow tie

he's not man enough to even wear a real bow tie

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

6. You could probably make him cry with just a few words

and a mean look.

[CatWoman]

7. Martin Sheen is on

he looks a lot more presidential that that idiot in chief.

[kentuck]

8. Someone needs to tell him he losing all credibility....

by criticizing a moral leader like Jimmy Carter. Even his Radical Repub friends understand that.

[Printer70]

11. Carter has been flaky

Demanding that Dean visit HIM the day before Iowa. What is that? Don't the people come first. I saw it as very pretentious, self-important request. They should do it by phone. I'm no big fan of Carter, he was no Clinton. Carter gave us staflation, deadlock with hostages in Iran, and in the 90's- gave us false sense of security with N. Korea. Dean would do better than to kiss his ring- he's not going to change many votes.

[kentuck]

16. You've been listening to too much right-wing propaganda....

What year were you born?? Do you even remember Jimmy Carter's presidency?

[GregW]

27. Ooooo ... nice talking points!

:eyes:

[Killarney]

9. OK, don't ban me but...

I find Tucker Carlson strangely attractive. Granted, I have him on mute so the words don't ruin it but still.

[CatWoman]

10. *alert*

Mods!!!!!!!

:D

[Cleita]

12. Oh get your eyes checked.

He's really creepy close up.

[eissa]

15. Well, I don't find him attractive, but

I can tolerate him better than others. Don't get me wrong -- he's still nuts -- but nowhere near Hannity, Coulter, etc.

[West Coast Democrat]

22. Gross!

I had a dream about Tucker Carlson a couple of nights ago. I have no idea why, since I haven't watched Crossfire in more than a year. I woke up feeling all icky.

[zanana]

34. If I was 16, maybe I'd find him attractive.

"Boyish" good looks turn me off.

[Mikimouse]

13. How about a 'Groundhog Day' type of setup?

You could slap him into next week, then get up the next day and do it again, and again, and again, and again... That's the stuff that dreams are made of.

[Rex]

14. Can I bring a stinky old shoe along?

I want to MAKE him eat it...fuck that shoe cake stuff!

[joanski01]

17. Did you hear Tucker's response

to the clip they played of Ted Kennedy's speech. "Blab, blab, blab", was Tucker's response. That's all he said!

Wolf Blitzer's response was "Ted Kennedy still likes to fight". What's the matter guys, no defense for all of the bush*, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Wolfowitz's lies???

[mlawson]

19. What CAN they say???

Can what Teddy said be validly refuted??? I do not see how.

[matcom]

18. can i watch?

maybe take pics?

bet he has a REALLY small "member"!!!

:D

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[JHB]

21. Ducker?

bring a paddle

[calimary]

24. You wouldn't have to try hard. He's nothing but a professional twerp.

Imagine that. Hi. I'm Tucker Carlson. I get paid to be a snot-nose. Like my tie?

Just another face I mentally afix to my Wavemaster in kickboxing class...

[Blue_Roses]

25. His talk wasn't so

cocky when he was in Iraq a few weeks ago. He looked like he was really scared. However, guess his memory is short on humility.

[LibertyorDeath]

26. One minute is all I need with this limp wristed sanctimonious arrogant

little shit. :mad:

[Fleshdancer]

28. I want to stick Carlson's bowtie up Novak's ass.

Is that possible? I don't know...Novak is so full of shit, the bowtie might not fit.

[spanone]

29. Tucker Carlson is a pud.

[Lost4words]

30. remember the scene in the movie airplane?

A woman passenger on the plane is going into hysterics and a nun tells the stewardess she will handle the panicked passenger, walks down the isle and slaps her silly followed by each passenger on board. Thats suitable for the bow tied turd.

[slappypan]

31. You hold him down.

I'll cut his hair. He is way too old for that ridiculous shaggy mop.

[Mari333]

33. One word : ENLIST

Tucker would run like a scared rabbit.

[roguevalley]

35. He should get better when he reaches puberty. Little dicks usually

are. Better, that is.