"Human beings are headed into the Cosmos" GWB

[spanone]

Wasn't W around in 69 when we did this? I think we've been to the cosmos. No one home.

[mopinko]

1. just showin' off his rocket

bought with someone elses money, of course.

[regnaD kciN]

2. More to the point...

...aren't we all already in the Cosmos?

[spanone]

7. If W gets re-elected I'm buying a ticket

[camero]

3. Can we put our"space cadet" resident there?

[Melsky]

4. What's headed to the cosmos:

our national debt.

[brainwashed_youth]

6. good answer

[arko]

13. You got that right

I was tearing my hair out watching those NASA geeks spaze around celebrating the landing of the latest Mars mission. Guess what they found, dirt and rocks on Mars. While they were spilling champagne on each other I was trying to figure out how much all this was costing me I already know what it's worth.

Apparently the Mars mission just didn't get rid of enough tax dollars, so putting a colony on the moon should just about wipe us out.

[gate of the sun]

5. He's just trying to distract people

with something that seem's well kindof nice but will infact bankrupt us even more.....what with his promo for marriage and his space plan we should all be dancing in the streets.

[Wwagsthedog]

8. Just imagine

He can be the first test pilot for the new space program just like the first chimp in space. He can claim Mars for big oil and have halliburton and kbr headquarters moved there. Lots of opportunities for the current regime out there - as long as they don't come back.

[TexasEditor]

9. If the Rover hadn't worked...

there'd be no talk of going to Mars, it's just a distraction. The media is covering the hell out this non-story.. Oh, yeah, more troops were killed in Iraq, but we're going back to the Moon and then on to Mars!

[Baclava]

10. Can't...resist...

Boys go to Mars for chocolate bars . . . Gurlz go to Jupiter to get stupiter . . .ackkkkkk

[spanone]

11. I'm so tired of Miles O'brien on CNN I could take a hostage.

[Lisa]

12. it's just as well Carl Sagan didn't believe in the afterlife!

Otherwise he'd be coming from the dead, and slapping Bush* right now for trying to prop up his popularity by using the space programme ... plus all the disrespect Bush* has shown to scientists (e.g. by dismissing the EPA as "Sticks and Berries").

[WindRavenX]

14. I think GW should be headed back into the cosmos

And take Rummy, Dick, and Asscroft with you.
Oh and don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out, you worthless turds.
This administration is a stain on humanity. If they had to represent humanity, boy, we'd be fawked.

[HereSince1628]

15. While Bush takes the deficit where no man has gone before!

I'd say no one but this problem really seems to be a guy thing

[WhoCountsTheVotes]

16. President Moonbase, Mad Cow Spaceboy

:eyes:

[daleo]

17. Maybe he can strap on the old flight suit

and fly for the Texas Space National Guard. Wait, where'd he go. That's strange, he was here a minute ago.

[PurityOfEssence]

18. Then he "ooked" and threw a bone into the air, like in Kubrick's "2001"

He's still got that flight suit, maybe we can send him...

[spanone]

19. Space bs has Rove written all over it.

trying to make bu$h Kennedey-esque. Good luck karl, you prick.

[NewJeffCT]

20. to paraphrase WKRP in Cincy

And George W Bush is already there!