State of the Union address?

[salinen]

I don't know about you, but I am looking forward to hearing chimp lie, and with every lie will come a round of applause. He will be instructed by KKK to pause after each "accomplishment" the chimp team has produced. "Saddam" applause. "Economy" applause. "Taxes" applause. And the dems will join in. Yeach!

[kixot]

1. When is it?

I can't wait to get to hiss and hurl insults at that sonofabitch every time his weasely lips move, which is, as we all know, the sure firest way to tell he's lying.

[UrbScotty]

3. Tuesday night, a day after the caucuses. (nt)

[Dommael]

6. I don't have a tv

but I am going to go to a friend's house to watch. Anybody know what time on the West Coast? Seriously, I don't even have a tv guide or a newspaper subscription. I'm one of those weirdos that gets all of their info from the net.

[Nite Owl]

2. I hope someone

has a 'liecounter'.

[worldgonekrazy]

4. Will Daschle employ the "death stare" once again?

Remember that? It was awesome. Daschle was looking at that fucking piece of shit like "I am going to get your ass for anthraxing me you fucking piece of shit."

[worldgonekrazy]

5. oops...dupe

n/t

[maxanne]

7. Oh, NO

I still haven't recovered from last year's. I was so mad, I didn't turn on my television set for about 4 months afterward. I blamed the messenger.

[salinen]

8. When the speech ends

chimp will walk slowly through the crowd, shaking hands with his buddies Delay, Frist, Hastart, McConnel, and will take pride in knowing that he delivered Cheney's speech to perfection.

[JitterbugPerfume]

9. are you guys

really going to watch the speech? I can not bear to look at him. I hate him He literally makes my skin crawl

[Dommael]

11. well

My girlfriend has never heard him speak live and can't believe how dumb he sounds from the quotes she reads. This should be quite an education. Plus I figure I'll be reading about the lies for weeks afterwards so I might as well hear the lies straight from the Mad King's mouth...

[Bucky]

10. Points to attack on (your input required)

Mars manned mission - "Hey, what about a manned mission to our own crumbling inner cities instead?"

The ownership society - "There is a rising number of people who can't afford to buy homes, despite years of record-low interest rates. We are in a society that is loosing its sense of ownership, which is one reason why rental housing costs are skyrocketing and our urban transportation infrastructure is being overburdened"

We got 'im - "And all it cost us was 500 of our bravest, plus another 2500 with life-altering injuries, plus $87 billion, plus another $200 billion you're not talking about, plus the respect of the nations of the world, plus another two years for Osama to run around and cause mischief (as with his recent attacks in Saudi Arabia and Iraq). Oh, and getting him didn't make us safer. And you lied, you bastard."

Education improvements - "Education is improving based on juggled numbers. We're cutting head start and college loan and grant programs to pay for these reckless tax cuts."

War on terrorism advancing - "The Bill of Rights is being 90% ignored (<irony>at least the 2nd Amendment's safe </irony>) while terrorism flourishes in the Mid East. The security precautions we're taking are pissing off our friends overseas and hobbling the airline industry.



Please add to this list.

(edited to murder the damn smily icon--God I hate them)

[laruemtt]

12. self medicate first -

dramamine should help

[php1949]

13. He should be hooked up to a lie detector

I guess it would blow a circuit though.