So Bush Is Having A SOTU Tuesday. How Long Do You Think His Nose

[DEM FAN]

Will Grow. I Say _______________________________________This Much.

[GOPEC]

1. tough to beat last year...

http://www.toostupidtobepresident.com/shockwave/pinocchio.htm

[peacetalksforall]

2. A suggestion...

check out the comment on the thread posted earlier about O'Neill saying that the cost of setting up the privatized social security that Bush is going to push in his sotu will cost 1 trillion. Setting it up is going to cost 1 trillion?

If that quote is correct - start spreading the word ahead of the speech so that the reality sinks in before the words come spilling out of the Table-Dancing Leader of the Free World's mouth.

[salinen]

3. Oh, SOTU, yes

that's the day our fearless leader reads Cheneys lines from the TelePrompter with pauses for applause. He's a wonderful man, Dick Bush.

[wtmusic]

4. He is going to act like a big, soft,

tolerant fraud instead of big, arrogant, imbecilic fraud

[jmowreader]

5. Paint it green, put a ball on the end...

send it to Iraq and the 82nd Airborne can use it as an antenna on a HMMWV.

Actually, I don't think it will grow at all. Pinocchio's nose grew because his lies violated his moral compass; Bush has no such instrument.

Or...maybe it will grow. There are several veterans in Congress; when Chimpy utters one of his lies about the Iraqi quagmire, perhaps one of them will walk up to the podium and punch him right in the face like he deserves. We can hope.