How will you watch SOTU tonight?

[radfringe]

Poll question: How will you watch SOTU tonight?

[radfringe]

1. combination for me

barf bucket close at hand, scorecard ready, ducking under the covers from time to time and hard objects such as shoes removed from the room to prevent smashing the tv

[Piperay]

2. No way..

my stomach and my ears can't take it. :puke:

[Wonco_the_Sane]

3. Someone had a great drinking game post

Probably have some people, make it silly fun. NO BUSH BEER...lol

[gator_in_Ontario]

4. Several of the above...

who knows....maybe there will be a new funny quote in there. The old ones are getting stale...

[DrBB]

5. How will I watch? With my TV tuned to a different channel

Anything good on Discovery tonight? Does the SOTU preempt NOVA on PBS? Probably. Damn--I love that show.

[Ganja Ninja]

6. The only way I would watch this is if...

I were strapped to a chair and my eyelids were forced open like the guy in Clockwork Orange.

[LWolf]

7. I have something better to do.

I don't need the distress having GWB appear on my screen brings on.

I'll be watching "The State of the Nation" instead.

Kucinich to Deliver "State of the Nation"
January 20, 1:15 p.m. ET
Open to Public Live via Satellite
Town Hall Meeting
Jan. 20, 8:30 - 9:30 p.m. ET
Watch the live webcast here

http://www.kucinich.us/

[arwalden]

8. Bush* Is Difficult To Understand. His MUSH-MOUTH Pronunciation...

and his habit of saying "sh" for "s" just drives me nuts.

"Weaponsh of mash dishtruction."

The man is a freakin' moron. An idiot barely capable of forming a complete thought on his own.

I cannot stand. The way he reads. In short bursts. Pausing every three. Or four words. He reads each new line. On the teleprompter. As though it. Were a complete. Sentence.

AHHHH! AHHH! Ahhhhh! AHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHH!
Shut up! Shut UP! SHUT UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP!

He's a god damned fucking FREAK! An idiotic manchild FREAK!

-- Allen

(Thanks for listening.)

[LEW]

9. I'll watch with a barf bag close

but I'm predicting 3 minutes max for me. I've already got a good book ready to read, that's Paul O'Neils book!

[UTUSN]

10. With a Sneer of Contempt n/t

[eyesroll]

11. I answered "under the covers" but not because of fear

I'm exhausted. My brain is on California time, but my body's back in Wisconsin. If I'm not out of the house for it, I'll be either on my couch half-asleep, or in bed, half-asleep.

[NicRic]

12. Sorry ,just cannot watch !

Its terrible to dislike your President so much you cant stand listening to him at all. I was like this for 8 years of Regan, I would have thought after a President like Clinton ,we would never have a President as dumb as Regan again .Well guess what not only as dumb ,but dumber !

[rbnyc]

13. Strip SOTU with my husband.

We each have a strip-cue word and a kiss-cue word. When our strip word comes up we have to remove a piece of clothing, when the kiss word comes up we can make the other person give us a kiss where ever we want.

:evilgrin:

We just got done working out this years rules.

[Eurobabe]

14. by driving to New Hampshire

to help the Clark campaign.

[Neecy]

15. why watch?

I already know what's going to happen:

1. He'll strut to the podium;
2. He'll lie about Iraq and crow about our great 'victory' (without, of course, mentioning the dead and the maimed);
3. He'll make lots of exciting election-year promises that he has no intention of keeping;
4. He'll gloat, smirk, bare his teeth like a rat, and look superior while mispronouncing words, misplacing emphasis, and generally acting like he doesn't understand the text.
5. The media will praise the performance effusively, and tell the proles how "Churchillain" he was and what a strong war leader he is.

Given the above, there are about a million things to do tonight that would be more enjoyable, like sticking a ballpoint pen in my eye or huffing toxic cleaning fluids.

[Suziq]

16. Can't Watch or . . . .

listen to the Chimp in Chief mangle the English language. :puke: Could be a hoot, though. Is someone going to keep track of the lies told tonite??

:hippie: