have we made fun of this photo yet?

[maggrwaggr]

I just laughed my ass off when I saw this. It's so obviously posed, with his "look-at-me-I'm-smart-guy" glasses on.

What a joke this guy is.

[Alex146]

1. He's trying to look like Bartlet

from the west wing IMO. He doesn't come close.

[MrMonk]

34. No, he's doing his Groucho impression.

[Bronco69]

2. What a moran!

The guy just makes me sick to look at him!

[TexasEditor]

4. Uh...

It's MORON, not moran, as I see so often on this site and elsewhere.

[youngred]

6. Its an old joke

a picture of a republican activist who had a sign that said "get a life Morans"

[RC]

7. No, it really is Moran

[TexasEditor]

14. Duh, tell me...

Who is this guy for, exactly? "Moran" is a fine Irish name. Moron is either Larry or Curly, as Moe would say it...later Shemp, and then Curly Joe. Dig?

[GregW]

9. No ... it's MORAN

[tabasco]

10. Actually, it's moran.

You had to be there.

[TexasEditor]

17. I am there...

I live in Texas! They didn't spell it right, it's MORAN'S, which I see everywhere.

[Doctor_J]

God, what a loser

Can he stay sober enough, long enough to read his pack of lies tonight?

[Tim4319]

3. He is clueless!

He is a coke adict drunk who is clueless about what he is doing. He is a puppet for Dick Chaney and his dad!

[TexasEditor]

8. The fact is...

There's a long list of things you could complain about besides his past addictions. I'll bet he doesn't use cocaine anymore, I'll bet he doesn't drink, either. But is he a dummie controlled by his father's evil and eldery henchmen? Yes.

[jmowreader]

39. I'll bet he drinks like a fish

There are too many post-1/01 photos of Bush drunk off his ass to think he doesn't still drink.

[Guaranteed]

5. Professor Bush! LOL!! nt

[Cleita]

11. Damn I saw that and almost wet my pants.

What phoney baloney.

[tabasco]

12. Duuhhhhhhhhh!!!! They's too many big words, Condi !!

Professor Chimpley.

[oasis]

13. How many lies will I have to tell tonight? What's my quota?

[leftchick]

15. Well I did earlier today. Noting the implication of the PEN!...

Link...http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=1036174&mesg_id=1036474

I guess no one appreciated it....

[TexasEditor]

19. Posts get buried quickly

So don't take it personally.

[leftchick]

47. I don't ......

I was just kidding..... :)

[priller]

16. Read O'Neill's book

It would be hilarious if it wasn't so freakin' sad. Whenever O'Neill would have his one-on-one meetings with Bush, he said Bush would get this blank expression on his face, occasionally nodding, yet almost never saying anything except a rare, sound-byte type of phrase when he heard something familiar. And that would be it. No questions, no agreement or disagreement, no hint at what he was thinking. Just the blank look.

That's professor Dubya.

[catzies]

18. What, no halo? And he has more gray hair than ever before.

The photo crew is slipping; they usually try to photograph him looking saintly or other such crap.

As for that hair: let's see if he has a dye job this afternoon before going on the air tonight!

[TexasEditor]

21. I was going to say that...

See if they sprayed anything on his hair to make him look Absolutely Fabulous.

[CatWoman]

22. Catzies -- you are sooooooooo bad!!

[Jacobin]

30. Bwwaaaahahahaha....GREAT 'toon there

Thanks for the guffaw!!!!!!!

[peacetalksforall]

38. Are Cheney and Scalia back?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

20. does he have more white hair now? (N/t)

[Cleita]

24. I think he's laid off the Grecian formula.

eom

[Timefortruth]

28. I have a dollar that says he keeps it gray tonight, to sport a paternal,

presidential, wise look to go with all those new big words.

Pray for TelePrompter failure.

[waywest]

23. One thing missing....

The turned up sleeves "I'm working" look.

[DoYouEverWonder]

25. Hey Turd Blossom

Make it a double.

[Timefortruth]

26. What the hell kind of glasses are those?

The reason reading glasses are half glasses is so you can look over them.

If they are regular distance glasses he is a moran for looking over them, to improve vision one must look through them.

[question everything]

27. Don't misunderestimate him when he is saying nucelar n/t

[mike1963]

31. Be nice, now. The emperorer is busy putting food on his family and

making the pie higher. Is his children learning? Fuck Saddam, we're taking him out. And Clymer is a major league asshole.

Remember, he was appointed by God herself who later told him to invade Iraq.

:eyes:

[Must_B_Free]

29. Flattering imitation of Jerry!

[nostamj]

32. goodbye PILOTGUY!!!

hello SERIOUSGUY!!!

able to pronounce strings of polysyllabic blather with a single breath

master of the ancient arts of podium clutching

skilled in the myriad specifically vague versions of the 'heil!' salute

possessed of speaking powers so utterly banal and annoying that most listeners go into a zone where they hear nothing but an earwig of an elevator music version of Peter Allen's I GO TO RIO

it's SERIOUSGUY

a pose so repellent that we'll beg for the return of CROTCHPOCKET THE FLYING CHIMP..............................

:nuke: <---- that would be my head... and the speech is almost two hours away

[shirlden]

35. Thanks, Nostamj

I needed a good guffaw. Now I can continue my meditation and prayer ritual which will ward off all evildoer spirits emanating from my tv screen this evening.
Bring it on, Bushit, I am ready!!!!

:crazy: :beer: :argh:

[calimary]

37. Crotchpocket?!? Hilarious!

He's not a fighter jock but he plays one on TV. Tonight, if you look hard enough (beyond any possible Grecian Formula applications), watch for the strings cheney is manipulating behind bush's back.

[Cocoa]

33. kinder gentler Bush

those dems are so MEAN to this nice old man.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

36. He looks hungover to me

he looks hungover alot, come to think of it!

[pinkpops]

40. teleprompter glasses.

simple as that.

[peacetalksforall]

41. "I want to tell you one last time - you promised

I could get back to my games three hours ago, plus you made me miss my nap."

[ignatius]

42. I like his hair. He has a Harrison Ford kind of look going. Either

that or Barbara(momsy) wasn't around to comb it for him.

[lostnfound]

50. Dust it with baby powder. Makes you look older and wiser. n/t

[JawJaw]

43. Look at Me, Unka Karl!

[JohnyCanuck]

44. He's wondering when in hell his cheeseburger is coming.

Get your ass in gear Andy. Can't you see the Pretzeldent's hungry.

But in the Washington hotel room, the book suggests, Mr Bush was not listening. Mr O'Neill was telling a long anecdote about an encounter with an environmental pressure group when Mr Bush held up his hand and asked: "Where's lunch?". The president then upbraided his chief of staff for failing to produce a cheeseburger on time.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/usa/story/0,12271,1124382,00.html

[alfredo]

45. This speech is written in Sanskrit. I think this outsourcing has

gone a little overboard. Oh right Karl, It was composed by a contributor, I guess I will wing it tonight, just feed me the lies, err lines.

[question everything]

51. LOL n/t

[Malva Zebrina]

46. Ohhhhh it's his Mr. Murgatroyd costume

glasses and all. How intellectual and hard working he wants to appear. He is just a stand up comic at this point of the game and everything is a lie, including all the photos.

Who is he kidding? He only repeats what he has been ordered to say and makes no changes on the speech simply because he does not know what is going on in the union or in the world for that matter. All this idiot knows is that if he says "Saddam", that will boost his rating and polls because a whole lot people have bought the "terror" from Iraq meme.

I would love to see him screw this up. I would love to see him make such a huge mistake that it would draw spontaneous and protracted laughter from the entire audience.

[democrank]

48. Karl.......

Why do I have to stand in front of this telescope for a State of the Union speech?

[onecitizen]

49. I think he's had hair plugs.........

if you see pictures of him younger, he was losing his hair. The gray color will make it look fuller but this is different. It's like it's been filled in around his face, where in earlier pics it was thinning. What a vain asshole.