Dennis Miller confession: I have hair plugs

[TheWebHead]

FAMED funnyman Dennis Miller has a hair-raising confession: He has hair plugs.
In fact, it turns out that the former "Saturday Night Live" and "Monday Night Football" star, well-known for his long and lavish locks, has had the procedure done twice over the past five years.

"I've had them -- and it's great," the 49-year-old Miller candidly told The ENQUIRER in an exclusive interview.

"It's one operation they've got down pat. Nobody has a clue I had it done until I tell them," explains the comedian, adding that the procedure is practically painless.

more...
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/stories/feature.cfm?instanceid=60522

since they quote him directly and not a "friend", I'm pretty confident it's true, even if it is The Enquirer.

[buycitgo]

1. didn't he mean.....

butt plugs?

[Disandra]

3. I thought he got those when he went over to the Repubs?

;-)

[Cleita]

2. Oh that's what happened.

Dennis went in for hair plugs and the aliens replaced his brain along with the hair. That explains everything to me now.

[Terwilliger]

4. Once again...proof that Repukes are FAKE

[Dover]

5. Now if they would just plug his mouth.........

....and instead of attempting to create humor about deadly serious issues for this country, why not sell something he can really justify....like Hair Club for Repukes ads.

[spooky3]

6. probably the most honest thing he's ever said

[ariellyn]

7. And we should care about this because....?

Help me out here. :shrug:

[KG]

8. the plug were too late, his brains had already leaked out....

[IndianaGreen]

9. He also wears an alien rectal plug...

which he uses whenever he doesn't have his head up his ass.

[buycitgo]

10. sorry, couldn't help it

[Valjean]

11. He'll never

He'll NEVER be on "Curb your Enthusiasm". Larry David doesn't like guys who hide their baldness ;-)