I've changed my mind about Bush

[mindfulNJ]

After watching the SOTU address. I mean, FINALLY someone is addressing the most pressing problem of our time : STEROID ABUSE! C'mon people! Forget all your yammerin about war, no jobs, healthcare, education...this man is going to help all those poor athletes that are taking drugs to help them throw ball farther! What vision! What compassion! What a load of #@%#$!:eyes:

[ElsewheresDaughter]

1. and ABSTINENCE!

[Cannikin]

3. You now what they say; Abstinence makes the hard grow fonder.

[HawkerHurricane]

8. Abstinence is all right...

If practiced in moderation.

[RapidCreek]

10. Well I guess all them meat puppets that cant sprout wood anymore

have won half the battle!

RC

[Mari333]

7. Thats ridiculous, the Baptists in MY town are demanding otherwise!

Contrary to the pResident's speech...

[ElsewheresDaughter]

12. oh and DRUG TESTS for our school age children....test them to death!

lock the little bastatds up!...unless their sir name is BUSH*

[spindoctor]

15. As the father of an 18 year old daughter

I am all in favor of abstinance. Abstinance rocks. More abstinance.
If Bush makes this a campaign issue, I might be crossing over to the dark side.

Maybe we can make some law that exempts everybody but my little girl, but in general....we need abstinance in this country...for at least another 8 - 12 years.

[ElsewheresDaughter]

17. as a parent i teach my children abstinence also...but....

morality can NOT and SHOULD NOT be legislated by a bunch hypocritical politicians ....the morals i adhere to are the morals i alone will teach to my children alone...and i would not push my moral values nor spiritual beliefs onto anyone else.... especially by LAW....a very dangere ousslippery sloop....same with bush*s marraige ammendment

[terrya]

2. Well, you know, I started working out again yesterday....

And last night, right before the SOTU, I was seriously thinking,"My goodness, now what would really jumpstart my workouts AND shrink my balls AND cause me to have sudden, emotional outbursts at the VERY same time? I know...STEROIDS!"

But, just in the nick of time, the President warned me about the evils of those horrible things!

*phew". Crisis averted...thanks to the President!

Terry

[kcwayne]

4. No, Steriods, No Sex, will Ahnold drop his support of Bush?

George Bush that is, it is doubtful he will quit "supporting" the female variety.

[RapidCreek]

13. After years of testosterone abuse I'm guessing the only way

Arny get's a stiffy these days is through the wonders of inflatable implants. Maybe that's why the little lady looks so drawn.

Gives a whole new meaning to "Let's Get Pumped".

RC

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

5. Steroids could lead to abstinence when you become impotent

I think he's moving in the wrong direction if he wants people to stop having sex

[RandomKoolzip]

9. I'd think he'd ENCOURAGE more Roid Rage....

Strange, huh? I'd think he'd WANT to see more sausageheads flexing their "nerdbusters."


Whew, thank God SOMEONE's tacklin the big issues! Screw the workers, save the bodybuilders!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

11. Amen - now what about shark attacks - I'm against 'em

[RandomKoolzip]

14. Bush is a candidate FOR baby food! He's FOR wearing clothes!

Now that's a strong platform, but very controversial....

[stickdog]

6. Don't forget his valient efforts to stop the deadly assault on sanctity

of divorce.

[mainer]

16. So he's going after Ah-nold now?

Sounds like an attack on the new California governor!