Democrats look at half a glass of water and say the glass is half empty,

[Cannikin]

Republicans look at the glass and say 'who the hell drank half my water'?


some guy on Comedy Central just said that. On Colin Quin's show. Im not sure of his name, so if anyone knows, post it for credit.

[KoKo]

1. So.........what's the point of this.......is there any more that was said?

n/t

[Cannikin]

2. I should have posted it in the lounge...just passing along some humor.

No point

[mitchum]

3. It's not his joke...

I first heard it over 15 years ago. And Milton Berle probably stole it a long time before that.

[A HERETIC I AM]

4. And an Engineer looks at the glass and says "The container is too large

for the application"

[banana republican]

5. the auditor looks

at it and says where is the other half....

[Endangered Specie]

6. A republicain looks at the glass and says, "ITS FULL OF WMDS"!!

[bain_sidhe]

7. And Terry Pratchett says

There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass that is exactly half full, say: this glass is half full. And then there are those who say: this glass is half empty. The world belongs, however, to those who can look at the glass and say: What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass! Who's been pinching my beer?

--Terry Prachett The Truth

Those are Republicans, imho.

[nemo137]

8. good one.

i was trying to remember how that went. Thanks!

[Cannikin]

9. It was my first time hearing it! Its apparently older than I am!

I thought it was pretty funny.