"Menace in the Homeland!" - new educational film for all freedomhaters

[thebigidea]

http://www.terminalproduct.com/menace.rm

All good Junior HomeSec-Men know that the crafty Islamist is the personification of EVIL in all caps - but what of the lesser-known homegrown terrorist... the WHITE TERRORIST? Whether plotting to bomb abortion clinics or the New York Times, you can bet that crack Attorney General John Ashcroft won't do much of anything. And that's a good thing, because terror is best left to those we can incinerate from above!



NOTE TO JUSTICE DEPARTMENT: Satire.

previously:
http://www.terminalproduct.com/orangealert3.rm

[thebigidea]

1. The Next Morning...

Still satire.

Still not spirited away to Cuba...

[DoYouEverWonder]

2. Kick for all your hard work

I love warped points of view. Keep it coming.

[thebigidea]

3. Thanks! I'm almost worried that this one will lead to a knock at the door.

then again, probably no "worse" than any of the other stuff on the site.

[thebigidea]

4. newly refurbished, ribbed, and recycled - for HER pleasure.

[prolesunited]

5. Certainly gave me a thrill!

:hi:

[thebigidea]

6. do not operate heavy farm machinery for 24 hours

[prolesunited]

7. Darn! Wish I knew that ahead of time

Who's going to plow the fields tomorrow?!?!

BTW, how's the schedule look? Any revised projections?

[thebigidea]

8. welp, the film is back from the lab and I'm cutting it all in...

shouldn't be more than a week or so, unless a cartoon anvil falls on my head.

[prolesunited]

9. Cool beans!

Can't wait to see it all in its entirety. Let me know when you're ready to ship. :-)

[thebigidea]

12. its a real hand grenade to the head

I'm jiggering around with it to letcha play it all at once or seperated into different series: just the music, the HomeSec shorts, etc.

And we added some bits to this particular short last night...
"I like drinkin' - and threatening abortion clinics. But I'm white - so its OK!"

[blondeatlast]

10. I can never download your stuff--what am I doing wrong?

Can anybody enlighten me?

[prolesunited]

11. I've never had any problems

What happens when you try? I'm using the RealOne Player.

[blondeatlast]

15. It downloads the file, but I get a EM saying

"the format is not supported." I have Windows Media Player and Quicktime both.

[thebigidea]

17. http://www.real.com/

[thebigidea]

13. insert frantic pitch for upcoming DVD here

[blondeatlast]

14. YES, please! Hubby is a Sysad, I'll ask him what's going on.

We have Quicktime and Windows MP, but I can't download much of anything, although I was able to watch most of the MoveOn ads.

[thebigidea]

16. I'll be going with a better server soon enough, and will be adding some QT

I'm kind of out of space now, and have been deleting old videos to make way for the new stuff. Decaying, short duration product! Ah, so that's what terminalproduct meant.

realvideo a pretty icky format, there are some workarounds to playing it without spyware from http://www.real.com/ though... I'm sure your husband knows better than I do!

[thebigidea]

18. UPDATED - new bits added, assistant mongoose wrangler's cut platinum ed.

[Nom de Plume]

19. Ashcroft's no angel...

Didn't he lose an election in MO., to a dead guy?

[thebigidea]

22. ah, the TIPS program... what a patriotic, American thing...

[Nom de Plume]

20. Ashcroft's no angel...

Didn't he lose an election in MO., to a dead guy?

[thebigidea]

21. he looks good in that helmet, huh? very natural fit.

[thebigidea]

23. "Pass the Crisco: The John Ashcroft Story"