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trumad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 10:58 AM
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So if Rush Limbaugh gets community service, what should it be.?.
Me-Thinks he should wear those cute little orange vests and instructed to pick up trash along the Florida Turnpike which is also named after his hero, Ronald Reagan...
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 10:59 AM
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1. Working in an AIDS clinic
one that has a shortage of latex gloves.. :evilgrin:
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Loonman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 10:59 AM
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2. He should work in a homeless shelter
A little humility never hurt anyone.


Except for Rush.....
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R3dD0g Donating Member (625 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 11:00 AM
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3. Sweeping ghetto streets. n/t
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Sub Atomic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 11:00 AM
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4. Working in a homeless shelter
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misterphelps Donating Member (194 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 11:07 AM
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5. scrubbing prison shower stalls
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kcwayne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 11:09 AM
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6. Yardboy for Hillary
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LuCifer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 11:09 AM
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7. How about this!
Sanitation work! Hey, he's so full of shit, this would come natural!!!
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BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 11:14 AM
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8. Lancing Anal Cysts, or
emptying bed pans at a MASH in Iraq or, a great national community service, fact checking bush's speechs.
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Dr.Phool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 11:18 AM
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9. Put him in prison
Where he belongs. Then he can find something constructive to do with his big mouth. He'll only be there until Bush pardons him anyway.
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11 Bravo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 11:20 AM
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10. Swabbing the anal polyps of syphillitic lepers ...
with his tongue. (Have I mentioned lately how much I hate that fat fuck? OD and DIE Pigboy!)
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denverbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 11:21 AM
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11. Fat chance. Janklow got 100 days for killing someone.
No friggin way Rush gets punished period.
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kanrok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 11:28 AM
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14. Janklow got 100 DAYS?
WTF? The lying turd got only 100 DAYS????? He'll spend it in the county jail, not prison where he dearly belongs.
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FlaGranny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 11:22 AM
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12. I'd have to put a lot of thought
into it. At first I thought homeless shelter. Then, I thought maybe he should be put in charge of finding help for sick people without medical insurance. There are so many things he could do that might put a bit of humility into him. Perhaps give him a monthly welfare check and put him in a low-income housing situation and force him to live on his welfare check for six months. Make him work in McDonald's. There are so many things. Maybe he should get a little of each.
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rocktivity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 11:26 AM
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13. An intern on the Rhandi Rhodes show
rocknation
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yellowcanine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 11:45 AM
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15. These are all good but the punishment should fit the crime.
and the crime was doctor shopping to get prescription drugs so:

I propose an original research project on the dangers and extent of prescription painkiller abuse

-complete review of the literature
-use of statistically valid research methodology
-research proposal and design approved by court appointed professional scholars in the field
-satisfactory passing of an oral exam given by professional scholars
-Completed (professionally reviewed and accepted) thesis within 1 year

The beauty of this punishment is that not only is it specific to the crime committed - but it would also force Rush to address his biggest weakness - his visceral avoidance of scholarly thinking
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moof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 12:05 PM
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16. Send him To Iraq to at least find the chemical weapons
He is not allowed back till he finds the chemical part WMDs.
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 12:06 PM
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17. Cleaning public toilets without a brush. eom
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