George Bush has a small head.

[Octafish]

You don't need a photo to realize this, but Gov. Bush, the commandeer-in-thief of these United States, has a verrrry small cranium. That would indicate, even to the least talented eugenecist in the BFEE, that the cavity inside would be pretty darn small, as well. Based on appearances, the case could be made that a monkey's brain would be about the same size as W's. However, in such a comparison, a chimpanzee's brain would seem super-colossal.

EXHIBIT A:



He thinks it's a ten-gallon hat on a five-gallon head.

But brain-size is not the point of this exposition. What goes on inside that head is. Bush is very disturbed. Witness the stuff with the Canadian diplomat...

EXHIBIT B:

Bush prefers Martin spokesman to his own

By JANE TABER
Toronto Globe and Mail Update

EXCERPT...

“Well, what do you do for this guy?” the President asked as he pointed to the Prime Minister.

“Well, you know, sir, I can't really say,” Mr. Reid said. “It's not that I don't want to. It's just that, you know, I don't really know from day to day.”

This is true. Mr. Reid handles a number of files and performs a number of different duties, depending on the issue and the day.

The President chuckled. “Well, you got a pretty face,” he told the surprised Mr. Reid. He wasn't done. “You got a pretty face,” he said again. “You're a good-looking guy. Better looking than my Scott anyway.”

CONTINUED...

http://www.globeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20040116.wreid0116/BNStory/Front/

Does anyone have an explanation for this? All diagnoses and opinions will be respected -- with few exceptions.

PS: Weird our media haven't picked up on this story, huh?

[citizen snips]

1. Bush has a small head with no brains.

n/t

[Sugarbleus]

23. Beady little close set eyes too..... yowza

:freak:

[oneighty]

2. Pressure on brain

caused by small container (skull) may cause slow heart rate prone to fainting spells..pretzel/choking for example.

So I have read.

180

[Octafish]

9. Bush knows science real swell, too.

Do sober people do this?



The small point in the center of the injury indicates something sharp -- perhaps the corner of a coffee table -- struck him there. Good thing his head is made out of pure bone, otherwise Sneer would have to find a new sock puppet.

[Elwood P Dowd]

10. A fist to the head

by someone with a ring on might have done that :-)

[Cocoa]

3. a little head never hurt anyone

:-)

[Octafish]

12. Here's the thing about that, though...

Excellent point there, Cocoa!

[Devlzown]

4. And that small head is very heavy because

it's solid bone.

[Octafish]

8. He'd knows it, too (if only he could).

[Sperk]

5. he has girlie hands and baby teeth too.

creep

[Octafish]

7. CREEP? No CRAP!

Remember the Nixon White House Plumbers, G Gordon Liddy's Nazimitators of the Committee to Re-Elect the President -- CREEP? Well, with Gov. Bush, since he was never elected, the acronym would be CRAP, for Committee to Re-Appoint the Pinhead (with apologies to Zippy).



BTW: You're absolutely right, Sperk. The Little Turd from Crawford really is a creep.

Bush Jr's Skeleton Closet

http://www.realchange.org/bushjr.htm

[Lisa]

6. not so much the size as the convolutions ...

If sheer volume were the only criterion here, one might expect organisms with smaller brainpans than * to be dumber. Yet in at least two cases, this isn't true. My landlady's cats have VERY small brains, yet they are intelligent enough to modify their behavior if things aren't working out. For example, they know that if they make a mess in the hallway, they will be spending the night outside.

*, on the other hand, keeps on making messes around the world, and getting into more and more trouble. Arguably this might be because he himself hasn't been affected yet, and being rather self-centered he won't heed any negative consequences until he experiences them himself.

Anyway, my own suspicion is that the man's brain is as smooth as a billiard ball (possible consequence of all the B&Bs consumed in his youth, combined with the smacks on the head delivered by Midland good ol' boys when * ordered sissy Eastern cocktails).


p.s. apparently his hat size is 7 1/2 -- is this above or below average? (that was the stat for the $2500 hat he was given by the Cattlemen's Association -- that much and it'd better fit right!)

[Octafish]

11. "Like a billiard ball."

No wonder his head has no bumps.

Thanks, Lisa! Excellent examples of the superiority of intelligence over blissful ignorance when it comes to leaving the world a bigger mess than when first taken over. As Felix said, I'll make certain to pass it on -- the stories, that is.

The average US male's hat size is 7 3/8, so Bushler's comes in slightly higher. While I agree with your analysis 100%, the fact that the Crawford Village Idiot was REPORTED to have a larger than average hat size makes me also think Rove had something to do with it. You know if the cattlemen gave the Chimperor a hand that costs nearly 3-grand, KKKarl would make certain the press release got every line just right and the photo op would run as smooth as a sow's ear.

http://www.fedoraprimo.com/sizechartmain.html

Now, here's an old tin-hatter at work...

[Lisa]

15. oh, the extra volume could be his hair (and ears) ...

Or maybe Karl just put a few layers of duct tape inside the hat after they got it. (Say, if * himself is wearing a tinfoil cap, that would also explain the hat size conundrum ...)


Thanks for your kind words, Octafish.

Another reason I like the billiard ball analogy is because those objects are hard. I wonder if all that baking in the hot sun (* disdains wearing a hat when he jogs at noonhour in Crawford) has created a similar layer in the Bush brain? It's impervious to new ideas (maybe global warming is real, perhaps not all Iraqis agree with Chalabi, could the Florida votes have been miscounted) so * remains blissfully unaware that he's wrong on so many issues.

[displacedtexan]

29. 7 1/2 is usually a girl's size in Stetsonville.

Sad but telling. I'm trying not to laugh here because I usually avoid using physical traits to condemn people; however, * thinks he's tall, smart, and uh... smart.

[kskiska]

13. Ever see him next to Jeb?

Jeb's head is three times the size of *'s.

[Octafish]

14. What's three times zero?

And Jeb's in the background, too.

[PaDUer]

17. Oh yes...

but remember this...they're priming old Jebthro for his turn in the WH, then the nephew...

[onecitizen]

16. Perfect for his small brain. nt

nt

[0007]

18. junior wears a size 3 hat

[BigDaddyLove]

19. He may have a small head, but his Mother has.....

an enormous head. I saw her back in '92 giving a speech for her husband's re-election campaign.

I hadn't until then nor since seen a head that big; empty, but big.

[Sugarbleus]

24. LOL...and her eyes are HUGE...

These are not native to this planet; I fear they are POD PEOPLE!

:tinfoilhat:

[dand]

28. And her womb

Is a weapon of mass destruction

[Skittles]

20. WITH ALL DUE RESPECT

I don't EVEN want to think about Dubya's "SMALL HEAD". :o

[bvar22]

21. Small head

A SMALL MAN
WITH SMALL THOUGHTS
IN A SMALL HEAD


STOP bush*
BEFORE HE KILLS AGAIN!

[opihimoimoi]

22. ROTFLMAO

Size 3 hats and the face of a chimp, I gatta luv it

[earthman dave]

25. A small head, bunged up with coke...

Getting high does sometimes result in people telling all their friends (and people they meet) how good-looking they are - "Wow, you look, like, excellent, dude"

[OneTwentyoNine]

26. Uhh yeah...but Jeb has a HUGE head,no brains in that one either

Can someone post that pic of Chimp and Jeb together? Jebs head looks like a damn balloon...

David

[dbt]

27. And it's FLAT on top.

Something that was apparent during the latest SOTU clap-fest. The fucker's got a FLAT head.

Reptiles everywhere you look! Shapeshifters who can't maintain the same illusion two days in a row!

:evilgrin:
dbt

[snippy]

30. Bush is the result of a rounding error by God.

Had God rounded down rather than up, Bush would have been born a chimpanzee. However, Bush does benefit in some ways from his small head.