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...than what they're supposed to be excusing. Remember the 16 Little Words excuse? Wilson's report about yellowcake was "lost in the bureaucracy somewhere." Well, um, gee, Condi, that's kinda not such a reassuring story since it was a report about the credibility of a nuclear threat to the United States and you're supposed to be, how shall I put this, like the National Security Adviser 'n' stuff. The only place that "excuse" should have ever appeared in public was on your resignation letter, but there you still are.
Now her latest one. "We went in there to prevent WMDs from going high, wide and handsome to terrorists or other unstable regimes, and the reason we didn't find any is cuz, well, in the chaos of the war, they all got, y'know, looted 'n' stuff." Well, guess it wasn't such a great plan after all, but "no one could have predicted it" right Condi? No one you know, anyhow, and since you don't listen to anyone else that means no one at all.
How about this one, Condi, I think it covers just about everything:
"Yes, in hindsight it does appear that we've blown the country's credibility for years to come, killed and maimed thousands of people needlessly, gratuitously raised the threat level to the US, alienated and demoralized our intelligence community, overstretched our military, spent needless hundreds of billions of dollars in a Middle East quagmire (and more to come!). And in hindsight it also appears that we've saddled the country with a debt it can never pay off, increased the disparity between rich and poor, dismantled the social safety net, all without generating any net increase in jobs--quite the opposite--and undermined world-wide confidence in our financial system. But see, it's not our fault, cuz we weren't elected and also we're led by a guy who's, y'know, a pretty nice fella and everything but he is kind of a moran, so I guess in hindsight you'd have to say it was inevitable, but after all no one ever predicted morans flying the country into a brick wall did they? Hindsight is 20/20, my mother always said.
"Well, that covers it nicely I think. Next question, please."
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