is there something in *'s ear? (picture)

[grasswire]

[grasswire]

1. is this the rumored "button"?

Or what? Something's there.

[ewagner]

3. Looks like

a new "invisible" hearing aid..........

you don't suppose it's the receiver on the other end of KKKarl's microphone..............

[peacebuzzard]

59. Dirty Yucky Wax!!! He can't hear you!

:puke:

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

2. Yup.

My guess is a passive inductance earphone.

[ewagner]

6. I love that technical talk

seriously........it could be.........

[Bozola]

17. Catalog....some examples

http://www.sensorcom.com/security.asp

[Taeger]

49. It's official

The devil really DOES have his ear ;-)

[Journeyman]

4. Could be something in his ear. . .

definitely isn't anything beyond that.

[NJCher]

5. we've had these discussions before

Consensus is that he's being dictated to and that is the reason for the unusual phrasing in his delivery.


Cher

[PaDUer]

12. That's right...

the dumbass thinks the people wouldn't notice..These people should be in front of the firing squad! The more I hear about these pukes, the sicker I get..How can anyone believe this bastard? What's upsetting is that no matter how many faxes we send to Santorectum, Sherwood, or anyone else, all we get back is lies upon lies! The entire mobsquad must be held accountable..And, any cash they have must be taken and applied to the debt that they've caused!

[0007]

30. I'll buy into that -

Wouldn't this be an unfair debate edge?

Also, is there anyway the frequency could be jammed?

[cheapbeemr]

37. The White House admitted the 'hearing aid' in the first few months....

they just never admitted what it was really for.

[xray s]

7. It's a lima bean

Bab's always told the boy if he kept putting lima beans in his ear his brain would turn into a bean plant.

What do you know, she was right!

[ithacan]

8. someone should broadcast interference!!!!

figure out the frequency, and then JAM his little listening device!

And then hit him with really hard questions. On prime time tv....

[PaDUer]

14. Great idea!

any takers??? That would be the ultimate!

[LifeDuringWartime]

25. how about just feedback

and some 60 cycle hum for good measure? :)

[Fuzz]

44. Didn't the Amazing Randi catch a 'faith healer' doing the same thing?

If I remember correctly, he attended a 'faith healing service' with a device that was able to scan radio frequencies and record what was said to the 'faith healer' and proved he was receiving information from someone back stage. Something should be done like that with Bush at a press conference by a member of the media with some balls.

[ironflange]

58. Don't jam it, for God's sake!

Well, jam their signal, but don't leave dead air. Get someone to feed him new lines, not much different at first, but as we go along. . .

Franken or Letterman would love this opportunity.

[cindyw]

9. It's hair people. Being president ages you fast. Someone needs to

tell him to clip it.

[salinen]

13. It's Antonin Scalia's

left testicle.

On edit: right testicle.

[greatauntoftriplets]

10. A black pushpin?

:shrug:

[Lisa]

11. so he hasn't used the ear/nose hair trimmer Laura gave him for Christmas?

He's ignoring the hint, then?

[bambo53]

15. His chewing gum?

Man o man how he's aged in the last couple years. Anybody got a picture of him from 2000?

I noticed that about Clinton too. They go in looking like hip college kids and come out looking like stressed out old men.

[NJCher]

46. it had always been so easy...

I noticed that about Clinton too. They go in looking like hip college kids and come out looking like stressed out old men.

Stealing has always been so easy! Why are all these people asking questions about 9/11! About Halliburton! About Bechtel!? About Dick's energy commission?


Cher

[shredder]

16. That is just the....

color of the wall to his right.

[mike1963]

18. ROFL! That's a good one! Welcome!

:D
(it did take me a minute to get your extremely clever observation)
;-)

[qanda]

42. Man! That was clever.

It took me a while to get it, but it sure was funny once I did.

[leesa]

43. Very funny! Welcome.

[Merlin]

52. Great Line! Welcome to DU, shredder.

Good to have you aboard.

[mike1963]

19. One of those worm thingys like in a Star Trek movie? Khan was in it?

geez, I can't remember those old potboilers...

[zonmoy]

26. or possibly

some other kind of mind control device.

[GregW]

20. Here's another view ...

[DemLikr]

21. Just another piece of his atrophied little brain rolling out

my god, look at that dumbshit.

That's the POTUS, people...FOR ONLY ELEVEN MORE MONTHS!!

[MUAD_DIB]

22. It is a piece of brain

loged n his skull.

[Kinkistyle]

39. not a piece..

thats the whole thing right there. Its trying to escape because it hasn't been used in decades.

[creativelcro]

23. It is well known that alien technology has problems with ear cloning

[City Lights]

24. Is that mold? n/t

[kentuck]

27. It's an old wives remedy for an earache....

they put chicken shit in his ear...

[seasat]

28. I bet if you pull it out...

you'll hear
POP...SWOOOOOSHH..PHTTLTTD.

:puffpiece:

[Cooley Hurd]

29. Close-up...

Looks concave. But what is that dark crud in the corner of his ear canal? Dirt? A scab? Hair with coagulated wax?

[Stephanie]

31. I heard Bush's prompter on 9/11

grasswire, do you remember, we talked about this at the old TAP. I heard it and so did someone in Boston. (Was that Zee?) The person in Boston tried to get the tape from the TV station but never could get it.

I DEFINITELY heard a voice, for maybe 30-45 seconds, reading each line before he said it. It sounded just like a simultaneous translation, only both in English. It was the speech he gave from the Oval Office when he finally stopped bunnyhopping. It was an audio error of some kind. The prompter's voice was on the air by mistake. I know I heard this on ABC because that's the only station I could get that week (Manhattan, antenna).

No time to rehearse the chimp, so they fed him the speech, but it was so hectic they screwed up the audio.

[grasswire]

33. I remember, steph

That was the statement he made from the AFB on 9-11, wasn't it? I truly believe it was on 9-11.

[Stephanie]

35. It was definitely on 9/11

I thought it was the evening speech from the WH, but it could have been the other one. But I'm pretty sure it was the evening.

Did you hear it? Or you remember us discussing it?

[Taeger]

51. DEBATE Tactic

They should get some scrambling equipment for the debate. Turn that earpiece into fuzz so the Chimp will be exposed for the Simian he really is!!!!!

[NewHampster]

32. I Knew I'd Seen That Before - Detailed Zoom

It took lots of hunting on the net but I finally found detail images of the implants in Dubya's ear.

That is a top secret

Potomaco Robotico, Corp. Robotic Instruction Interface Plug Model BSH2000

Our President is a Robot!

[Jacobin]

34. It's his dick

[spanone]

36. Could be a light on the other side.

[MisterP]

38. looks like a decade's worth of ear wax

:puke:

[Razoor]

40. looks disgusting.

I think it could be ear wax crud. doesnt he know what a q tip is?

[Generic Other]

41. It's a tick

All that brush cutting, ya know...

[Lisa]

45. on the serious side -- does it look like he has an earlobe crease?

http://www.harpercollins.com.au/drstephenjuan/0401news.htm

"A deep, vertical crease in the human earlobe is not merely a meaningless hereditary
characteristic. Instead, it can be an important predictor of heart disease."

[Triana]

47. probably mold...

...growing on that dead piece of meat in his head that was supposed to be a brain.

[Gin]

48. it's a hairball..

gin

[Malva Zebrina]

50. Geez, he is an ugly, evil looking person

Nevermind the ear plug--we have known for a while that he is receiving messages from someone off stage.

I wonder who that person is.

Is it not shameful that our president, representing the most wealthy nation, the most powerful nation in the world, has to rely on this shit whenever he speaks in public?

This is shameful. Get the idiot out of here. He is a disgrace to our country.
Buy him and his vapid, fat assed, tablecloth wearing subservient, do nothing , know nothing wife, back to the scrub brush on the 1,600 "ranch" in desolate, downtrodden Crawford.

[welshTerrier2]

53. on a clear day

you can see right on through to the other ear ...

[JasonDeter]

54. bush* stumbles and stammers because he's stupid* but also because

he gets the answers to the questions from the little voice in his head, errr, ear.

[Neshanic]

55. It's that evil plankton from "Spongebob Squarepants"

[TeeYiYi]

56. I think I found something . . .

TYY

[Norbert]

57. And Rush was losing his hearing while he was taking Oxycontin

Hmmmmmmmmmmm!