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Sperk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-05-04 10:08 PM
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Should Martha take the judge in her trial away for the weekend?
Edited on Thu Feb-05-04 10:15 PM by Sperk
First class all the way! It may not be as impressive as Air Force II but, I'm sure Martha will still be able to show the old guy a good time!
:evilgrin:
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-05-04 10:14 PM
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1. absolutely! Chichen Hawk Cheney says "It's a good thing"
Time to start playing what's sauce for the goose in short enough time frame that even those with attention deficit disorder can get the point.

Lovely idea, Sperk. Truly a grand plan. :toast:
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salinen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-05-04 10:15 PM
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2. Will he
shoot the duck?
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Taeger Donating Member (914 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-05-04 10:15 PM
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3. Martha should

Martha should redecorate his chambers in a charming and affordable way. Then she could teach him how to resurface his bench. Finally, she could add decorative frills to his gavel so he won't seem so "stuffy".

;-)

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RUMMYisFROSTED Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-05-04 11:00 PM
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8. A gavel cozy?
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CrownPrinceBandar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-05-04 10:21 PM
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4. Maybe she can teach...
Edited on Thu Feb-05-04 10:21 PM by foamdad
Scalia to make Brie en Croute. Or what wine to have with the duck he bagged with Cheney.

I wish they had a spitting smiley. :mad:
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LostInTheMaise Donating Member (250 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-05-04 10:24 PM
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5. Blowing the judge is not the answer
She needs to sell her soul to the people and not her oral services to a judge. That is just plain wrong. Sex is only a tool if all parties agree it is not a bribe.
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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-05-04 10:27 PM
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6. WTF are you talking about
:wtf:
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Jacobin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-05-04 10:45 PM
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7. I think the handle says it all
:-)
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