National Enquirer Is Reporting About Kerry's Sexual Affairs

[Yavin4]

They report that Kerry had affairs with Dana Delaney, Morgan Fairchild, and Catherine Oxenberg.

If this is true, then Kerry has my vote. Morgan Fairchild? You the man, Kerry! You the man!

[Paragon]

1. Nah, Dena Delaney all the way.

:loveya:

[annxburns]

2. Old news ...

... and he was divorced.

[lancdem]

3. In case you were wondering, that was when he was no longer

with his first wife.

BTW, I haven't heard Morgan Fairchild and Catherine Oxenberg's names in eons. How 1980s!

[bigwillq]

5. Then I see nothing wrong with it n/t

[SoCalDem]

4. We know how addicted to sex the right wing is ....

They are panty-sniffers of the highest order :(

[trof]

8. I thought they were sock smellers.

[SoCalDem]

10. When they cannot find panties, the WILL accept socks

but they just stuff them in their pants and go flying :shrug:

[DBoon]

6. Well, given the source, at least they aren't accusing Kerry of...

having been abducted by space aliens.

[DemoTex]

7. Dana Delaney?

Did Kerry R&R at China Beach? If I had know Dana Delaney was there I'd have extended my tour to R&R at China Beach.

[SoCalDem]

13. It's funny.. the guys I knew who had been to China Beach

all commented on the sea snakes and how scared they were of them.. Never mind that they had been shot at..They were afraid of the snakes :)

[eleny]

9. Goodie!

Now chimpy's affairs are all fair game, right? Including the ones when he was married, right? Hyuck, hyuck, hyuck!!!

[papau]

11. Do the GOP folks ever get sex w/o paying for it? will WMD com investigate

sad

by the way - I was reading up a bit on our new -w/o subpoena power - papers to be denied by Department heads at their discretion - WMD commission that Bush somehow got Chuck Robb to join, and I found the the Waukegan half of the Pres Johnson daughter husbands - Patrick Nugent - divorced in 79 and she remarried. Robb (a Fairfax public school kid) and Nugent (Waukegan private schools) were/are both nice guys - but I wonder if they keep in touch?

In any case, Nugent seems to have disappeared off the Internet. Curious.

[Frances]

12. And they gave Arnold a pass

when he was running for governor.

Why doesn't someone ask Soros to use some of his money to buy a rag like the National Enquirer and dig up dirt on both parties?

I check the rags every time I buy groceries. They always have negative articles about the Clintons, Barbra Steisand, and other Dems.

[juajen]

16. Well, the alternative is being anthraxed, doncha know.

N/T

[Minstrel Boy]

14. Remember what happened when the Enquirer ran the Jenna pic.

No wonder they think it's best to stick to smearing Democrats.

[DoYouEverWonder]

15. So I guess the NE only goes after Dems?

They haven't published one thing about Bu$h or his family since Bob Stevens got snuffed with anthrax. Maybe, a little bit about Noelle, but nothing that wasn't already in the mainstream press.

Has for Kerry, well at least he has good taste in women. What normal red blooded American male wouldn't go out with one of those gals? Oh that's right W, it seems he really doesn't like girls all that much.

[patricia92243]

17. Bush will use "married twice to rich women=gigolo.

[H2O Man]

18. next they'll report

that george w. has been riding bologna pony with laura. kind of a sick thing, don't you think? scandal? will it disqualify him?

[LeahMira]

19. Does anybody care?

National Enquirer Is Reporting About Kerry's Sexual Affairs

So? The National Enquirer reports about appearances of Blessed Mary in cracks in the plaster on the side of a whorehouse and about Senegalese babies who are born with horns and tails. Good grief!

[ComerPerro]

20. LOL I second that!

This man has my vote!!!!!

[Moderator]

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