From the "Stars and Stripes," Feb. 10, 2004
On Super Bowl Sunday, the stadium was alive and the fans were going wild. They were looking forward to the bone-crushing blows and jarring tackles they were about to witness, and maybe even some blood on the uniforms. Beer was flowing. Finally, the much-awaited halftime show commenced. There was music and singing and dancing. The crowd went wild. And then, suddenly, silence surrounded the stadium. Oh my goodness! No, no, no! How could this be? How could this happen?
Readers know the story well by now. One of the entertainers had a part of her anatomy accidentally (or not) exposed on national television. I'm not sure if I can even write what part of her anatomy it was in this letter. After all, it's a six-letter word. Oh, what the heck. It was a breast! That's right, a breast.
Meanwhile in Iraq, soldiers were taking a break from their tedious duties to watch the big game. They were in a state of shock at what they had witnessed during the halftime show. They asked themselves, "How could this happen in America?"
If this seems sarcastic to readers, they should go to the head of the class.
The amount of attention given to this insignificant incident is absolutely ridiculous. Michael Powell, the head of the Federal Communications Commission, said he was "outraged" by the incident. Come on now. Outraged? Maybe he's never seen a breast before. But I find that hard to believe, since many infants younger than 12 months have had intimate relationships with a breast or two. What is the age in the United States when a part of the human anatomy becomes a dirty thing?
We're at war in countries where people's image of women is so low that the more fanatical of them insist that women must be covered from head to toe when in public. How much more advanced are we Americans when we turn something so innocent and natural into a taboo?
As it turned out, most of the male soldiers I've heard speaking about the incident were quite happy with the unexpected bonus to the halftime festivities, and the female soldiers thought it was funny.
I'm certain we'll see many letters from religious right wingers and those in the so-called moral majority condemning my opinion. But they should save their ink. I've heard it all before. It's time for them to climb down off their moral soapboxes and just give me a break.
1st SGT Mark A George
Wiesbaden, Germany
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