Tucker Carlson: Gnat in heat or "cocainemakesyoutalkfast"?

[librarycard]

As I listened to him rant about the inhumanity and lack of patriotism of the democratic party in "attacking" George Bush's military record, and how it makes him "want to throw up," I said to myself, "He makes me want to cut his balls off with nail scissors, and my period isn't due for ages! How 'bout a little 'Grand Canyon of silence' already!?"

Drugs with Toker are totally superfluous--his commentary is surreal enough.

[Jack_Dawson]

1. How many times did he get his ass kicked in high school?

50? 60? 500?

[Mobius]

7. ummm they weren't "kicking" his ass...

dont wanna get baned, so i wont say what they were doing to tuckers ass :o

[MAlibdem]

10. I'm guessing he sat at his own lunch table

And got harrassed anytime he talked to anybody. Sort of sad, the psychological effects high school can have on people (watching it first hand on 700 others at my school).

[MuseRider]

2. Anoxia

from that damned bow tie.

[colonel odis]

3. he and robert novak are SUCH a formidable team

i can understand why people take conservatives so seriously.

my favorite was when gore vidal called him "mr. bow tie."

[Bandit]

4. The true lack of patriotism comes from those not interested in the truth

and those that back and defend this Cabal of Thugs and Traitors. Tucker you better decide where your true patriotism lies. With the Traitors or with America.

[Bronco69]

5. He makes me

want to throw up. I've always hated Sucker Charlatan.

[Mobius]

6. cocainemakesyoutalkfast

or "mybowtieistootight"
I like to call him:"Tucker 'The Fucker' Carlson"
:evilgrin:

[calimary]

15. He is just a twerp. A poor, pathetic twerp. With that stupid bowtie

as an affectation. He only wears a bowtie as an ego thing, to set himself apart in some way. He's a total twerp. A professional twerp. But a twerp nonetheless.

[westcaost]

8. bush and the national guard

I know why Bush was not reporting for National Guard duty....drum roll please...He was avoiding the newly instituted MANDATORY DRUG TEST that had just been enacted by the Alabama National Guard. This was the heyday of his boozing and partying...his veins were coursing with pot and coke....he missed his next scheduled physical..never flew again..and got out early enough to miss the next one. It is not about when and where, but about why. The new test was brought forth in 1971..he entered and began flying before they had such a test. Tell em if i am wrong..but i doubt it. Sometimes things or reasons are best kepy simple

[southerngirlwriter]

9. I talked to him on the phone once. :-)

Last fall, he pulled a stunt on TV where he said something about supporting telemarketers, and someone demanded that he give his home number out. He gave out the Faux News number. When people called it, thinking it was his home, Faux News put his home number on their website.

I called him and said I had a lot of secondhand stuff I wanted to get rid of, and since he doesn't mind telemarketing, what should I tell him about first? The books, the furniture? What was he interested in?

He had a fit and started whining that this wasn't fair, he had "small children" who were "scared," and he didn't deserve the "harassment" and all that.

I said, "Waaaa waaaa waaaaa. You and your ilk always make fun of us liberals for being concerned about children." and hung up.

I know what Faux did was not very nice, but I think he asked for it, first of all, and secondly, supporting telemarketers on TV is also asking for trouble. Maybe I was being mean, but it sure was fun. :shrug:

[buycitgo]

11. how DARE you! I have only one question for YOU, ma'am!

do you still have his phone number?

[southerngirlwriter]

12. It was changed to an unlisted number the next morning.

Shucks, huh?

[maggrwaggr]

13. geez, Tucker, then go throw up already!

Sorry, pal, but you're on the losing side here.

When you're able to grow a beard maybe you'll smell the coffee and realize you backed a crook. Embarrassing, isn't it?

[LiberalFighter]

14. That is a lot nicer than my nicest for him.

The question is who should be suffering the most. bush* carlson or any of his administration.

[anti-NAFTA]

16. Who takes Tucker seriously?

I've never heard any Freepers praising him. He's innocuous. He comes of as a little shit who smokes weed while listening to the Grateful Dead.

[sendero]

17. I'm praying for the day....

... when a guest or Carville slaps that silly toupe right off his baby-faced head :)