VOICEOVER: “Time for the game show that’s got everyone going gaga – with uncontrollable fear… yes, time to play HOW DARE YOU INSULT AMERICA?”
CONTESTANT: “I can’t wait to try my patience, and my patriotism…”
ANOTHER CONTESTANT: “For big money!”
HOST: “Don’t forget all the…”
ALL: “SHAMEFUL PRIZES!”
HOST: “And here’s our special celebrity guest Sean Hannity to…”
CROWD: “Ask the burning questions!”
HANNITY: “America… it loves you even when you sell your freedom to another, or let an immigrant get away with smiling. America… it gives me a reason to get up in the morning, to make someone that looks different have trouble breathing.”
ALL: “God Bless America!”
HOST: “Sean, great to see you again… say, are you ready to…”
CROWD: “ASK THE BURNING QUESTIONS!”
HANNITY: “Boy, am I ever. Let me put it this way… how dare you insult America?”
CROWD: "HOW DARE YOU INSULT AMERICA?"
flags keep popping up over the screen until its far too patriotic to see. Fade out.