Freep this poll! "To what extent do you love George W Bush?"

[SeveneightyWhoa]

http://www.patrioticamerica.net

This is just me injecting a little bit of humor onto an otherwise mainly-serious board. Freep the poll! Tell your friends to freep the poll! Make sure you check out the site afterwards, as well. Hopefully, along with a little bit of "poll freepin' fun", I can get some visitors to my site, too...carry on now, kiddies!

[DagmarK]

1. As a customary rule, we don't FREEP polls.

1. We are't freepers.

2. The DU community frowns upon the idea of purposely skewing a poll with more than one vote (commonly knowns as FREEPING) EVEN when we know the poll is being freeped by those 'other people.'

but we do get our one vote in as a rule......

So.....if you are calling for folks here to go vote ONCE, I am sooooo there!!!!!

[DagmarK]

3. There's no choice to vote for.............

Infinitely
Obsessively
Immensely
Tremendously
Very much so
A lot
Quite a bit
Not at all, I hate freedom!


I'd like to say NOT AT ALL......but the problem isn't that I hate freedom!

yuckers......what a scary website!

[ShaneGR]

8. I think this site is a parody site

For sale there.

[radwriter0555]

24. This site is a parody, right? PLEASE tell me that there are NOT people

this seriously idiotic in America?

http://www.patrioticamerica.net/

It's the opposite of the Onion, right?

[ShaneGR]

2. lol, 90% hate of "freedom"

haha, the freedom to be an idiot.

[maine_raptor]

4. I love George W. Bush

when he's out of office.

[Bossy Monkey]

5. Very, very funny site! Congrats

Mrs Betty Bowers is looking for you.

[JohnKleeb]

6. welcome to DU and thats your satire page lol.

oh lol I am a gullable fool but I love the work you did man.

[ThirdWheelLegend]

7. This is pretty funny

Look at what they are selling.

Ignorance is Strength mousepads. LOL

Site is pretty funny if you read it.


The poll is at about 94% hate freedom, LOL

Everyone vote for hating freedom!

TWL

[JohnKleeb]

9. lol and it seems some idiots in their fourms dont realize it

the right leaning ones of course.

[Ein]

10. I was disturbed by the absense of

'War is Peace' mousepads. <---That is a full reality these days

[Ein]

11. Double post (n/t)

[SeveneightyWhoa]

12. Don't worry..

"War Is Peace" mousepads, featuring Donald Rumsfeld, are coming VERY soon!

[DagmarK]

13. Ohhhhhh, I am so slow...........

I get it now.....

Duh!

I thought it was a real freep site......and I got scared and closed the window a.s.a.p.

[DagmarK]

14. Oh gosh, click on the Glossary!! Ack!

It's in little fine print in the left window, at the bottom.... they define Saddam, SUVs, minorities, Am Flag........

Ex:

Saddam Hussein

An evil dictator who is best buds with Osama bin Laden, and helped orchestrated the 9/11 attack on American freedom. He has also gassed his own people, and taken babies out of incubators to die on a cold floor. Invading Iraq and converting Saddam into ash with a few hundred pounds of smart bomb will liberate Iraq and help America in the War on Terror!

and a little note on FLAGS they sell:

*please note that this store is located in Canada, selling flags that were most likely made in China--but they are American flags, so fly them in dozens!

Also, note that we do not encourage the purchase of flags by terroristicalists and anti-Americans, due to the possibility of flag-burning activities occuring.

***ACK: I LOVE this word: terroristicalists

[Must_B_Free]

15. "Freep this Troll!"

heh heh

[Gemini Cat]

16. LOL!!!!

Thanks for the much, much needed laugh! :D
That site will be placed on my favourites!!

[newyawker99]

25. Hi Confound_W!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[alaine]

17. You are brilliant.

Very very funny and much needed. Someone really need to show just how ridiculous all the flagsterbation is, and I love the gang of Chihuahuas, and the letters, and the drudge retort, and, well, all of it.

You rock!

[hang a left]

18. That is a crack-up

[REP]

19. It Is My Patriotic Duty To Believe This Site is Real!

Just ordered some red white and blue face paint to cover up any unpatriotic ethnicity problem... Think you could offer some Jingoistic BrainWash as well??

Great site!

[SoCalDem]

20. Get your John Ahscroft thong ....TODAY

Be sure to listen to these, if you haven't already





1984 parallels

Tell Me Lies

[ewagner]

21. LOL Great Parody

I wonder how many will believe it's real?

[rhino91063]

22. Why did you waste my time?

That poll is a joke

[never cry wolf]

23. hilarious

what great work!!

[samsingh]

26. looks like most people are voting against bush

.

[mike6640]

27. excellent satire

Unfortunately hits too close to home, and is somewhat believable. Some in depth reading is required to uncover the hidden agenda.


Kudos

[opihimoimoi]

28. FreepPoll Store has new items: Toilet tissue w/BushCo's pic's and

The Rove Spitoon. American made too.

BTW, The poll may be freeped by the moles and trolls too.

Come, we go drink

[Drifter]

29. R U American ?

How can you be a worthy, valued, TRUE American?


1. Purchase American flags, and fly them proudly, wherever possible. On your car, in your yard or on your
house, in your windows, in and outside places of business, and wherever a flag (big or small) is able to be
flown. Also, purchase and wear articles of clothing with pro-American wording and images--and wear them
proudly. True patriotism starts with the primary symbol of American freedom--the almighty American flag!

2. Hate Saddam Hussein! This is the man that would like to see you dead. He would like to see your nation
falling to shambles, and there is only one thing to stop him from succeeding in attacking America with
chemical, biological, or nuclear weapons of mass destruction--your support for the War Against Iraq! The
only path to true world peace, and safety of American citizens, is the destructive bombing of Iraq and toppling
of Saddam Hussein! Let your local government figures know exactly how you feel, and do not let anti-war
demonstrations go unanswered!

3. Drive your vehicle(s) as often and as much as possible. Support your local gas station and the American
economy, and true American allies like Saudi Arabia, by purchasing gas regularly. Oil is an important part of
the American financial powerhouse, and is a large part of American geopolitical stability. The day that Sports
Utility Vehicles are banned and gasoline use is limited, is the day that America's soul dies.

4. Hug a person of a minority group! America has always been a diversified country with many different
races, all living in harmony. Today, walk up to a stranger that is part of a visible minority--whether it be
blacks, non-terrorist Hindus or Muslims, or brown people. Hug them! Then, let them know that you accept
them as a valued part of this great nation! A hug costs nothing, causes no harm, but does bring people of all
colors together.

5. Spread your patriotism! Let non-patriotic individuals know the beauty of loving and serving their country.
Spread the word--teach your children to love their homeland, send money to right-wing Conservative political
leaders to further their pro-American agendas, and give NO respect to individuals that display any
anti-American sentiment. Log in on Internet chat rooms and forums and spread your word--let non-patriotists
know that they are a disgrace to America, defend the honor of President George W. Bush and his friends and
allies, and let non-Americans know what they are missing by not calling the greatest nation in the world
home!


Unbelieveable, This must be a satire site.
I know Freeps are relabtively ignorant, but you can't write a script this good.

Cheers
Drifter