Ten Ethically Spotless Witnesses to AWOL's service (LOL)

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DEFUSING AWOLGATE: TEN ETHICALLY SPOTLESS WITNESSES CORROBORATE DETAILS OF PRESIDENT BUSH'S STORY OF HOW HONORABLY HE EVADED VIETNAM
Statement by the President

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INCONTROVERTIBLE EYEWITNESS PROOF OF HONORABLE SERVICE:


Ms. Velvet LaBouche: Oh sure I knew George Bush in Alabama. He was always around the house in 1972. In fact, all the girls missed him so much when he left for Harvard, we made up a little rhyme to remember him by: "Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie, serviced us gals till our cooters went dry. When Madame Sophie collected the tab, Georgie Porgie was teeming with crabs!"


Cptn. Tom Stryker:
Oh yes, I absolutely, positively remember Lieutenant George W. Bush. Specifically, I remember him buzzing the control tower back in July of 1972. Why it stands out in my mind so clearly is that he wasn't even in a plane.


Pvt. Pablo Cocaczar: Oh yeah, I remember that dude in Alabama. I was like way broke, but the base C.O. kept me on latrine duty for like five years, right? But then that hombre Bush shows up, and I made enough money to buy a new El Dorado on all the blow he scored from me. He'd do this funny thing where he'd put a pretzel rod through the hole where his septum used to be!




http://whitehouse.org/news/2004/021104.asp

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1. Please make it pain stop!

The tears are just rolling down my face from the Pepsi that just shot through my nose. I was laughing so hard it hurts. I especially like PVT Pablo!

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2. Pvt. Pablo Coca-czar......runs errands for bush*.....LOL.....

the real White House web page is so funny....


http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2004/021104.asp

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5. I'm still laughing about the Cocaczar one :) n/t

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3. Ms. Velvet LaBouche .. velvet mouth?

Bwaa haa haa haa!

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4. AND Ms. Randi Ryder....INCONTROVERTIBLE EYEWITNESS #10...

Ms. Randi Ryder: Oh he was in Alabama, all right. I remember like yesterday him snorting a line that went clear from my tushy to toenails on a cold metal picnic table out back of a bar in Tuscaloosa. Now, if you could get the boy to drop his drawers, I'd be extra positive. I never forget a dick.


http://whitehouse.org/news/2004/021104.asp

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6. Kick for Big Yuks n/t