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With apologies (and credit) to Bob for ripping off his style, here's a post from my cousin, a * supporter, posted to a teacher site I run:
As a gesture to fairness and equal time after all of my Bush bashing, here's the contents of a message I received from my cousin Frank Furter, a Bush supporter.
I'm sick of half of the great states we call America bashing our President Bush, who says he was TOO chosen by God to run so there. Everywhere I turn, LIEberals and Hollywood commies are spewing out Bush hate, just so they can take power again and run our deficit down like the last DemocRAT President. Imagine if us Republicans carried on like that about a President! (Not that we would. Republicans have too much respect for this great country to make fun of any president, even a sex and dope fiend rapist murderer like Clinton and his lesbian Nazi so called wife.) Anyway, I'm writing to defend President Bush who was elected fair and square by his father's Supreme Court even when almost as many people voted for him as Gore.
First of all, Mr. Fat Ass Michael Moore, President Bush did not go AWOL, so stop saying that. Those gaps in his service record that you can't prove anyway can't be reported because he was probably undercover in Vietnam or Russia, unlike Clinton who dodged the draft so he could learn Communism and homosexuality in England. Do you think a great American like George Bush would really miss a required medical test like the Democrats want us to believe and the documents say? It takes a lot of guts to put your life on the line in Alabama, so Bush's commanding officers who say that he wasn't there are really un-American and should be ignored like all un-Americans.
Next, Bush and his staff didn't lie about Iraq, even if they didn't tell the truth because they didn't know it, which is just a convenient way for you DemocRATs to get back at him in your own twisted way. You peace people think it's not OK to start a war against a country which didn't attack us, you want to wait until they do, even if they couldn't because they didn't have the weapons, which Bush didn't know about. If it wasn't for Bush, you Liberal sissies would be praying to Allah right now because Saddam Hussein would have invaded our great country within 45 minutes with his poison gas which is in Syria, and his sons Whosay and Whoday would be having their ways with your daughters. And the Kurds did not find Saddam, we did, so stop saying that. We have his spider holes to prove it! And stop crying about the thousands of kids our mighty bombs killed or if they were lucky just lost legs in Iraq. It's not like they wouldn't have died anyway with Saddam around or the UN sanctions which killed one half million of them, and what about all those people who died in 911, which Saddam had something to do with even if you can't prove it!
Finally I'm tired about the DemocRATS whining about the Constitution and their 10 ammendments for communist rights, which is only being destroyed to protect us from terrorists who want to destroy them. The terrorists hate our freedoms so why are you complaining when we fight the terrorists by hiding our freedom? You should be damn proud President Bush can listen to your library book checkouts and can put you in jail without charges or a lawyer, who is probably just a terrorist sympathizer anway. What if the terrorists want to check out an almanac from your library so they can find out which flight schools are being ignored by the CIA, who were wrong about the weapons in Iraq not Bush?
President Bush is the best President we've ever had besides Reagan, who could too think and remember, so stop saying that. It takes a damn brave American to use the best Army in the world to attack Saddam Hussein's army which didn't have the weapons we thought they did so they didn't fight back much, but we didn't know that. Because now everybody is afraid of us and now they won't mess with us, even though they're cancelling flights around the world because the terrorists are still trying to mess with us. Unlike Clinton, President Bush tells us the truth, except when he's trying to hide it to protect us from our freedom which the terrorists hate or when he doesn't know the truth but it's not his fault it's the CIA.
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