some humor and Stupidity from Dishonest Dubya

[justsam]

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
George W. Bush


"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
George W. Bush

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
Governor George W. Bush

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
Governor George W. Bush

"The future will be better tomorrow."
Governor George W. Bush

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
Governor George W. Bush

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
Governor George W. Bush

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
Governor George W. Bush

"Public speaking is very easy."
Governor George W. Bush

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
Governor George W. Bush

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
Governor George W. Bush

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
Governor George W. Bush

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
Governor George W. Bush

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
Governor George W. Bush

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
Governor George W. Bush
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[Gasolinedream]

1. Thanks...

I needed some humor today!

[Bronco69]

2. What a moran.

:-)

[SheepyMcSheepster]

3. hehe

I LOL everytime i read stuff like this. His speech is poetic in its idiocy. i swear it is like a comedy writer made this stuff up.

[NewJeffCT]

4. did he really say all those?

My goodness, he's a modern day Yogi Berra - sum it up in one word...'to be prepared'???

[dtseiler]

5. For you linux users out there

I assembled the quotes from my Bush Misspeak Desk Calendar (http://www.bushcalendar.com) into a fortune-mod module:

http://dubya.seiler.us

Enjoy.

[Homer12]

6. I'm going to start calling him President Obvious

[Brian Sweat]

7. "What would this country be without this great land of ours?"

- Ronald Reagan

[Brian Sweat]

8. Some of my favorite Bushisms.

"s you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say."—Washington, D.C., Oct. 28, 2003

"The ambassador and the general were briefing me on the—the vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice."—Washington, D.C., Oct. 27, 2003

"See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction."—Milwaukee, Wis., Oct. 3, 2003

"Security is the essential roadblock to achieving the road map to peace."—Washington, D.C., July 25, 2003

"It's very interesting when you think about it, the slaves who left here to go to America, because of their steadfast and their religion and their belief in freedom, helped change America."—Dakar, Senegal, July 8, 2003

"I urge the leaders in Europe and around the world to take swift, decisive action against terror groups such as Hamas, to cut off their funding, and to support—cut funding and support, as the United States has done."—Washington, D.C., June 25, 2003

"We are making steadfast progress."—Washington, D.C., June 9, 2003

"I'm the master of low expectations."—Aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003

"First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill."—Washington, D.C., May 19, 2003

"We ended the rule of one of history's worst tyrants, and in so doing, we not only freed the American people, we made our own people more secure."—Crawford, Texas, May 3, 2003

"We've got hundreds of sites to exploit, looking for the chemical and biological weapons that we know Saddam Hussein had prior to our entrance into Iraq."—Santa Clara, Calif., May 2, 2003

"I think war is a dangerous place."—Washington, D.C., May 7, 2003

"We need an energy bill that encourages consumption."—Trenton, N.J., Sept. 23, 2002

"There's no bigger task than protecting the homeland of our country."