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By the power invested in me as a concerned gay man, confident in the power of Americans to recognize the truth when they see it and then dance to the music, I hereby declare the official anthem of the gay marriage issue to be...
Hand to Hold Onto
Everyone needs a hand to hold on to Everyone needs a hand to hold on to Don't need to be no strong hand Don't need to be no rich hand Everyone just needs a hand to hold on to
Furthermore, I command the presence of John Mellencamp front and center at the Democratic national convention to sing this very song on stage, because it would be bitchin'.
Come on, sing with me - you know you want to...
Having good luck with your financial situation Play the ponies, be president of the United Nations Go to work and be a Hollywood stud Drive your four wheel drive right into the mud
Everyone needs a hand to hold on to Everyone needs a hand to hold on to Don't need to be no strong hand Don't need to be no rich hand Everyone just needs a hand to hold on to
All those in favor, say Aye.
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