Our Leader George W. Bush Announces Howard Stern Hate Week!

[Beloved Citizen]

Our Leader the Most Excellent George W. Bush Announces Howard Stern Hate Week!

All previous Hate Week Initiatives (HWI) are now inoperative. Dittomonkeys (DMs) and Neo-Con Stormtroopers Of Death (NCSOD) are now instructed to focus all Hate Work on Howard Stern.

Slime points to be explored and utilized:

1) Stern is a Jew. And as anyone who has seen Mel "Mad NewsMax" Gibson's masterpiece "The Passion" should know by now, the Jews killed Jesus. Hating Stern is not just America's work, it is God's work as well.

2) Stern discussed sexual practices in a way that makes people who have long given up of such activities very uncomfortable. A category that includes most Republicans, including Our Leader himself.

3) Stern does not attack Democrats, and has at times expressed interest in the causes of such dangerous individuals as Howard Dean, Al Sharpton, and John Kerry.

4) He blames George W. Bush for his Hate Week. Stern should not be expected to criticize Our Leader. All talk radio personalities are required to love George W. Bush. And if President Bush (Our Leader) should decide to make an individual radio personality a Hate Week Target (HWT), that person should have the patriotism and loyalty to America to accept his shame with gratitude, humility, and heartfelt pleas for forgiveness.

5) Stern's Corporation for the districts affected (Clear Channel) has condemned his works as sinful. And when a Corporation speaks it is our duty to obey. Additionally Clear Channel is a Loyal Bush Corporation (LBC - 4 stars) and has supported Our Leader with vast sums of cash and on-air hosannas of praise. Rally to this brave Corporation! Hate Stern! Double Hate Bad!

Previous Hate Week Initiatives (now pri-ops II only):

1) No Marriage For Gays Hate Week.
2) Forged Jane Fonda Photos Hate Week.
3) John Kerry Had An Affair Hate Week.
4) Vietnam Vets/Max Cleland Hate Week.
5) Unemployed Are Bums/ Shipping Their Jobs Overseas Is Good For America Hate Week.

Any questions on this directive please don your foil hat and ankle guards and await further instruction.

[bryant69]

1. This is exhausting

How am I supposed to spend all week hating Howard Stern? Should we get time off from work to focus on him? Does this mean we can go back to admiring and respecting John Kerry?

Bryant
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[ozymandius]

2. Now, how am I going to find time to hate someone new?

I haven't yet finished hating the haters who hate Bush from last month -fer crissake!

[uncle ray]

3. i'm gonna narc you off to the thought police

you are not supposed to mention the previous, failed, hate weeks once they are superceded by a new hate week. they never existed.

just like you soon will not. pity.

[cheezus]

4. we've always been at war with stern

/damn memory hole