Come on, you unelected fraud, give us your best shot!

[TruthIsAll]

Come on, you unelected fraud, give us your best shot!

Will you get the CIA to plant WMD's? They don't like you.

Will you doctor some more Kerry/Fonda photos? You already tried that.

Will you come out against Roe V. Wade? Speak to Larry Flynt first.

Will you invade Iran? Where will you get the troops?

Will you capture Osama? You should have done this 2 years ago.

Will you raise the terror alert to orange? No one even notices anymore.

Will you threaten North Korea? They have a million man army.

Will you invade Cuba? Your own Bay of Chimps?

Will you come clean as to where you spent your AWOL time in '72? Just say no....

Will you attend a soldier's funeral? You should have done that months ago.

Will you release all 9/11 memos and notes to the Commission? And be forced to admit BUSH KNEW?

Will you declare that you will testify under oath to the full 9/11 commission without restriction? That would be the correct thing to do. But, of course, you could never survive it.

[kalian]

1. Don't tempt the devil....

he might actually come through...

[Sing]

2. Its actually kinda funny

"Will you capture Osama? You should have done this 2 years ago."

At this point its a lose-lose situation if he does. The democrats, starting with Albright, continued with Dean, put the notion out in public that "the fix is in" with regards to OBL. And the white house knows it. They have to catch(or show) him soon -- if its too close to election time, it will be a self-fullfilling prophecy of politisizeing OBL's capture...he will catch a lot of heat for it hehehe. Conversly, if he catches him now, he may get a small surge in the polls, followed the week after with another huge dip as the economy hemoraghes even more jobs..

OBL wont work for him, no matter what.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

5. I LOVE it, I LOVE it, I DOOOO!!!

btw, love your avatar.

[ithacan]

3. Bush is a pathetic loser

he even looks like a loser, whenever he's talking, giving a speech, whatever, he just gives off this real strong aura of "LOSER". It's kind of sad, and if he weren't doing so much damage to the world I'd even kind of feel sorry for him...

[AmandaRuth]

4. #5

right before election night. Bet on it.

[displacedtexan]

6. Will you give your convention speech at ground zero?

We call that "returning to the scene of your crime."

[Demeter]

7. Actually, He Decided to Pull A Coup in Haiti

I wonder if there's oil there--or who his Haitian buddies are, and what they had to do to get this job pulled.

Just as I wonder about Venezuela, where they do have oil, but haven't yet managed to decapitate the democracy...