Does Donald Rumsfeld comb his hair with bacon?

[frank frankly]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

[Zinfandel]

1. Dumsfeld prefers pig urine!

[DenverDem]

2. The grease just oozes out of his extraterrestrial alien pores.

Sick shizzle, bizzle.

[jmags]

3. I don't know about that, but I know he gels it with the blood

of virgin children.

All in all, I'd say he's a pretty creepy guy.

[XanaDUer]

4. This post made me laugh out loud!

:)

[frank frankly]

5. i've been using that joke for a year now!

zing!

[XanaDUer]

6. Never saw it before. It's funny.

As for his hair, he must be using somthing nasty.

[calimary]

18. Me, too! Stands to reason. After all, he does fraternize with pig boy.

[ParanoidPat]

7. I'm not sure about that but I think his ass is toast!

:evilgrin:

[madrchsod]

8. brylcreem

"a little dab will do ya" or maybe vitalis...he`s an old man who still uses "hair oil products"

[never cry wolf]

10. I think it's brillantine

Chicks dig it!!

[wtmusic]

9. #1 subject line for the day

ouch...my sides...:D

[frank frankly]

11. thank you

just trying to stay "sane" here

[doc03]

12. Dubya's ejaculate

[Insider]

13. LOL bacon...

sigh thanks for that one

[jburton]

14. Cheap Whiskey rinse

Bacon + cheap whiskey rinse gives manageability!

[frank frankly]

15. yes he does

;)

[JawJaw]

16. Rummie's Barnet

I must admit, it looks a bit of a quagmire in there...

[frank frankly]

17. still waiting for verification on this

tapping foot

[MurrayDelph]

19. No, he's just naturally pig-headed