John Ashcroft

[Tim4319]

Is in Intensive Care with gallstone pancreatitis. Is it possible Bill Clinton or Saddam has something to do with this?


http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/03/05/ashcroft.hospitalized/index.html

[XanaDUer]

1. Skull & Bones?

:shrug:

[Gman]

2. Oh, well...

"It can be extremely painful and sometimes dangerous but usually isn't life-threatening, said CNN medical correspondent Dr. Sanjay Gupta."

I just knew we wouldn't be so lucky.

[Cat Lewis]

3. Once again...

...IT WAS THE CLENIS!!!!

[dpbrown]

4. It's God. "Hello, John? You're fucked in the head, man."

All that crisco must have gone through his forehead and into his pancreas.

Couldn't happen to a more disgustingly partisan betrayer of Christianity.

Dan Brown
Saint Paul, Minnesota

[northzax]

5. no you idiot

it's the gays. get your enemies list updated.

[saltpoint]

6. It was gays & lesbians! They're behind this!

They want to undermine marriage and democracy and Christianity and freedom -- and now the Attorney General!

! !

[bambo53]

7. I had that several years ago

It was unbelievably painful. They gave me morphine every 4 hours and it didn't help much. I think he's the one who wants to outlaw such pain medication. i wonder how he feels about it now?

[lucidmadman]

8. He went to the NATIONAL GALLERY...

...and paintings of boobs attacked him.

[Dr.Phool]

9. Quick

Call Pat Robertson or Benny Hinn to cure him. Or Benny Hill!!

Calling Doctor Howard, Doctor Fine, Doctor Howard. The 3 Stooges!!

[Arugula Latte]

10. God is punishing him

He must have done something wrong. Isn't that the way it works in the fundie mentality in which he partakes?

[seabeyond]

11. lol lol lol

clintons fault. put something in the water, wink

[Poiuyt]

12. I'm going to send him a get-well card

With cute little Calico kittens on it.